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arrested for selling Mexican pesos on street corners
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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??
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Arrested for pogo-sticking over cars in the parking lot of Wal-Mart.
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arrested for thinking an Austin Midnight sandwich was having to be in Austin at midnight
Hey.....it sounded legit to me !!!
Talia was arrested for actually eating an Austin Midnight sandwich whilst pogo sticking over cars at the Austin Walmart......you should see the arrest report *rolls eyes*
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Arrested for yelling "Gig-'em Aggies" at a University of Texas game
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for using a lawnmower on the president's rosebeds
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for holding an impromptu car wash on the street
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for yelling "Go Ducks" at a Washington State Cougar game.......you would be more than arrested, I assure you
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Arrested for being obsessed with sports. 
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arrested for being graceful on the dance floor
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for yelling "Go Ducks" at a Washington State Cougar game.......you would be more than arrested, I assure you
As would you at a Texas (girls school in Austin), and A&M game
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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You're all under arrest for talking sports. Isn't there some guy thread for that?
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arrested for being graceful on the dance floor
Oops. Just saw this. Can I unarrest you?
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yes you can un-arrest me
arrested for not cooking
arrested for not cooking
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for trying to make me cook
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Arrested for having pretty lips
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Arrested for illegally breeding and trading seahawks
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for falsely accusing me, I was the guy with the blingy uniform, arresting the other guy for threatening public safety by taking off his shoes
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for surfing Lake Superior in February
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for referring to large bodies of water. 
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For taking Super Mario just a tad too far.
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Arrested for Privacy Act violations
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for unlawfully erecting a structure on government land.
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Kidnapping Justin Bieber for a private performance of "Baby" and for dance lessons
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Arrested for thinking Justin Bieber is a hunk
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for being a Justin Bieber follower
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for discriminating against egg-throwers.