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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??
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Arrested for doing 65 on an exercise bike
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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arrested for going through someone's laundry
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for Voting SNP
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Not able to walk a straight line in her hands after spinning around 19 times
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arrested for waltzing with her pillow in the middle of the street
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for skinny dipping in the Trinity River on a sunday
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for [redacted]
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Kidding!
Inbox me for further info
Kidding!
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Arrested for attempting to brew a love potion whilst arresting beautiful ladies to try it on
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for using an Ironing board as a skateboard
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for using an ironing board as a mobile coffee bar
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arrested for paying at Starbucks in pennies
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for playing Mah Yong on a poker night
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for using slugs on slot machines in vegas and winning
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Thanks SG, for showing me which slugs fitted which machine. Oh, by the way, you're arrested for that...
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Andy stole a pack of penguins from Asda.
Hi Andy
Hi Andy
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Kiera was caught selling roast parrot at a fancy fair
Hi Kiera
Hi Kiera If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Getting caught for roasting "said" parrots
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Arrested for claiming to be authorized
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for revoking authorization.
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Arrested for using a teddy bear in a cup
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Arrested for realizing it wasn't a dog.