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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??

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Arrested for throwing eggs
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Arrested for doing 65 on an exercise bike
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for lurking in the moonlight
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arrested for going through someone's laundry
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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arrested for littering the road with his laundry
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Arrested for Voting SNP
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Not able to walk a straight line in her hands after spinning around 19 times
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dancing in the streets and not inviting me
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arrested for waltzing with her pillow in the middle of the street
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for skinny dipping in the Trinity River on a sunday
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for not skinny dipping
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Arrested for [redacted]

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Kidding!
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Arrested for stirring up trouble
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Arrested for attempting to brew a love potion whilst arresting beautiful ladies to try it on
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for using an Ironing board as a skateboard
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for using an ironing board as a mobile coffee bar
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arrested for paying at Starbucks in pennies
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for playing Mah Yong on a poker night
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for using slugs on slot machines in vegas and winning
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Thanks SG, for showing me which slugs fitted which machine. Oh, by the way, you're arrested for that...
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for attempting to appear on German TV wearing a penguin outfit and singing 'Over the Rainbow'...
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Andy stole a pack of penguins from Asda.

Hi Andy
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Kiera was caught selling roast parrot at a fancy fair




Hi Kiera
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Caught stealing parrots to roast
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Getting caught for roasting "said" parrots
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Arrested for inconsiderate use of a cute kitty avatar in an otherwise not-very-serious thread
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Arrested for claiming to be authorized
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for revoking authorization.
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Arrested for using a teddy bear in a cup
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Arrested for realizing it wasn't a dog.