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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??
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Arrested for brandishing a sabre in the presence of a lady
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for posing as a cop to get into topless joints free
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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arrested for putting chocolate chips and chocolate syrup into talia's vanilla milkshake
Well, I didn't think she would notice the white chocolate as much, but, alas, she did !!
Arrested for going to Starbucks to get free coffee when the computers where run amuck
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arrested for attempting to buy coffee at starbucks with monopoly money
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for stalking me
really?
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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hmm. Maybe I am stalking you? Somehow, you are always around
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believe we might be stalking each other
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Just passing by.. Both of you are arrested for stalking
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for putting paulus up to streaking at a world cup game
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for helping shotgun by distracting the cabbie with a wink and a smile.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Arrested for stealing spinach from Popeye...
Welcome to Stories Space! Always great to have another Tarheel on the site. Hope you enjoy yourself here as much as I have over the years.
Arrested for cheering for the Tarheels, the Wolf Pack, and the Blue Devils all in the same week.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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arrested for mentioning all kinds of names that don't mean a thing to me (though I think, tarheels must have a link with a wooden deck on a ship)
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for failing to google Tarheel.
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Arreated for assuming I know what google is. Does that work with steampressure too?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for having city property in your posession. ( aren't road signs the property of the city government?)
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Arrested for luring all the butterflies out of the state; she just can't help herself - she loves butterflies
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Arrested for chewing gum in Singapore -- oh, wait . . .
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Arrested for taking bark from a gum tree in Singapore to chew
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arrested for thinking an Austin Midnight sandwich was having to be in Austin at midnight
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for throwing his zorro suit and my golf cart in the swimming pool before calling security to the end of the line
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Strolling though Covent Garden wearing only Bayern Munich Y-Fronts.
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violating HiPPA
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Flattening Coca-Cola
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snorting pepsi
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for adding CO2 gas to crude oil and selling it as pepsi
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"