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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??

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Quote by SweetKing126
Arrested for trying to NOT kiss Ginger's pretty bare feet.....yes, I know you are married, Paul....go ahead and show the Mrs to keep you outta trouble..lol
yes, I am married, but I miss the point here. What trouble?


And Nox: arrested for tampering with photographic evidence
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for being pulled over and asking the cop where's the party
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
SweetKing126
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Arrested for being pulled over with a cup of scalding coffee in your hand and not offering some to the officer
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Arrested for kissing feet and stealing stilettos . . .




SK's secret stash


What can I say, Ginger has pretty feet!!! smile
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stealing my shoes. thankfully the police returned them


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stealing my shoes. thankfully the police returned them


arrested for showing of with louboutins
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for wearing Gingers Louboutins...
paulus
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Arrested for believing I can actually walk on those things
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for attempting to jog wearing Ginger's Louboutins
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for trying to steal the shoes I was wearing




She didn't arrest me
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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I was going to have him arrested for spelling Louboutin correctly, as SG does not strike me as a "metro" type of guy. However, I see it was spelled correctly above, and therefore cannot fault him therefor. So, SG is arrested for using a trampoline to peek into his neighbor's window.
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Talia is arrested for loaning me the trampoline as she informed they make great cakes
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for trying to steal the shoes I was wearing




She didn't arrest me


Based on the timing, I think Paul snuck one in there while I was composing what to arrest SG for. Paul is ALWAYS sneaking in somewhere or other . . .


Now SG is arrested because he caused me not to arrest Paul.
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Arrested for using a trampoline to watch the neighbors make cakes.......in the buff
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arrested for asking for a dallas cowboy shirt for his birthday
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for buying a shirt made in sweatshops
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Arrested for selling pre-chewed gum without a license..
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Arrested for selling bootleg bourbon as a medicine against hypochondria
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for asking for a dallas cowboy shirt for his birthday




Husssssssh.......believe it or not, a long long time ago, I got a Dallas Cowboy shirt




Arrested for not knowing that bourbon is a medicinal used for a great many things....hypochondria being one of them.
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arrested for drinking too much coffee
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arrested for not being an aries
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for harassing a dragon
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for recording an arrest on his cell phone . . .
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Arrested for trying to watch all the arrests I recorded on my cellphone
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for typing too fast.
paulus
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Arrested for typing too slow
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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smiling all the time. Like all the time.
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Arrested for failiure to arrest
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Sinister laugh's, evil grins and world domination using Pygmy warriors.

Damn Paul thats not like you to pip someone to the post.

Paul's arrested for using illegal meds to improve his typing skills
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Arrested for distracting me
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"