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arrested for not putting top up on his convertible when driving through the carwash
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- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??
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Arrested for having a car so dirty that the neighborhood declared it a blight.
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Quote by Shotgun011That was because Talia distracted me..
arrested for not putting top up on his convertible when driving through the carwash
Talia is arrested for not appreciating what SG's dirty car really looked like
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for taking talia to mcdonalds for her birthday and ordering the dollar meal
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Arrested for pinching my poor behind every time I get to be on the end of the line
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arested for ordering happy meals a s special treats for people's birthdays. and also for taking them out for wurst und kraut on special dates
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for staring at Kiera too long
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Arrested for leaving the old coffee club
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for leaving the old coffee club
I do wish to be back....very soon *crosses fingers*
Arrested for mixing Kenyan coffee with Mexican Legal coffee
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Quote by SweetKing126Quote by Shotgun011
Arrested for leaving the old coffee club
I do wish to be back....very soon *crosses fingers*
Arrested for mixing Kenyan coffee with Mexican Legal coffee
yeah that's a definite arrest
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for having robot breath
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Arrested for having a distractingly beautiful avatar
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for having a distractingly beautiful avatar
Arrested because this city has pooper scooper laws
Ajax is arrested for modeling his invention of the worst leotard EVAR
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Her name is Chocolata
Ajax is arrested for insulting my dog
Talia is arrested for recidive
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for not giving the dog a doggie treat to eat in the picture...I am sure Chocolata would agree.......great looking dog, Paulus
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sk was arrested for impersonating a king and telling everyone he is sweet
hi sk
hi sk
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Ginger was arrested for taking Chocolata for a walk for Paulus and on scooping what she was pooping
Beautiful dog Paul.
Hey my Ginger
Beautiful dog Paul.
Hey my Ginger
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kk was arrested for trying to bail me out of jail with an expired credit card. 
hi my kk
hi my kk
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Licking the butter out of the butter dish
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Arrested for posing as a rockstar
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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There goes half of Los Angeles.
Arrested for putting beans in his chili.
Arrested for putting beans in his chili.
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arrested for liking midwestern chili (ugh)
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for stalking me 
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Arrested for selling spacecake on cape canaveral
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for making square bundt cakes
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Arrested for trying to eat all my delicious square bundt cakes
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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sk was arrested for impersonating a king and telling everyone he is sweet
hi sk
You know me better than you may think, mi Lady *kisses your hand*
Arrested for making a bundt cake when I am on a diet
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arrested for putting chocolate chips and chocolate syrup into talia's vanilla milkshake