Arrested for being pulled over and asking the cop where's the party  
   You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan  
    Arrested for being pulled over with a cup of scalding coffee in your hand and not offering some to the officer  
      Arrested for wearing Gingers Louboutins...  
      Arrested for believing I can actually walk on those things  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    arrested for attempting to jog wearing Ginger's Louboutins  
   You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan  
    I was going to have him arrested for spelling Louboutin correctly, as SG does not strike me as a "metro" type of guy.  However, I see it was spelled correctly above, and therefore cannot fault him therefor.  So, SG is arrested for using a trampoline to peek into his neighbor's window.  
      Talia is arrested for loaning me the trampoline as she informed they make great cakes  
   You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan  
    Arrested for using a trampoline to watch the neighbors make cakes.......in the buff  
      arrested for asking for a dallas cowboy shirt for his birthday  
   You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan  
    Arrested for buying a shirt made in sweatshops  
      Arrested for selling pre-chewed gum without a license..  
      Arrested for selling bootleg bourbon as a medicine against hypochondria  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    arrested for drinking too much coffee  
      arrested for not being an aries  
   You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan  
    Arrested for harassing a dragon  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Arrested for trying to watch all the arrests I recorded on my cellphone  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Arrested for typing too fast.  
      Arrested for typing too slow  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Arrested for failiure to arrest  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Sinister laugh's, evil grins and world domination using Pygmy warriors.
Damn Paul thats not like you to pip someone to the post.
Paul's arrested for using illegal meds to improve his typing skills  
      Arrested for distracting me  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"