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Arrested for holding an improptu carwash in the street wearing her bikini
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??
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Arrested for carrying a concealed can opener
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Talia: Arrested for breaking her thermometer because she is so darn hot !!
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Arrested if his next line is "is it hot in here, or is it just you?" 
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Arrested for heating up SK
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for wearing winterclothing in spite of the hot company
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for not offering ice cubes to those of us who are perspiring from Talia's hotness
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Arrested for making me laugh and choke on baby carrots
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Arrested for dragging me through Paris overnight
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for weakening the coffee..........or is that an offense which deserves a ban...hmmmm
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Arrested for being indecisive. Messing with good coffee deserves severe punishment.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for deciding to wear a speedo at the beach
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for being able to identify Paul's Speedo!
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arrested for wearing a striped shirt with a plaid blouse and argyle socks and shower shoes
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for wearing white before the end of May....tsk tsk
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Arrested for going to a Mariners game and rooting for the White Sox
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for going to a Twins game and rooting for the Yankees
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Arrested for going to a Bears game and rooting for the Dodgers.
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going to a Bears game in dallas and rooting for Houston
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for going to a Twins game and rooting for the Yankees
And SK I am a Yankee fan
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for talking sports
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arrested for working late
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for being right.
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Arrested for trying to kiss Ginger's feet while she played hop scotch
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for trying to NOT kiss Ginger's pretty bare feet.....yes, I know you are married, Paul....go ahead and show the Mrs to keep you outta trouble..lol
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Arrested for kissing feet and stealing stilettos . . .
SK's secret stash
SK's secret stash
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Arrested for taking a picture of your closet.
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Quote by SweetKing126yes, I am married, but I miss the point here. What trouble?
Arrested for trying to NOT kiss Ginger's pretty bare feet.....yes, I know you are married, Paul....go ahead and show the Mrs to keep you outta trouble..lol
And Nox: arrested for tampreingvwith photographic
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"