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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??
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For picking the wings off the angels so she can fly away
She did that?!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Showing Lord Voldermort where the unicorn was
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Putting an arrow through the gizzard of a poacher in the bush.
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having a few too many drinks and riding his horse down main street during rush hour
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Ginger was arrested for showing off her sexy little toes to everyone
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Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.
Paulus was arrested for spreading false and malicious rumours. Dragons are NOT dangerous... well, at least not to Anna.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Anna been arrested for training her pet dragons to be Ninja Dragons
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Anna was arrested and charged with malicious use of a feather duster in a public place, an offence for which she has twice been previously convicted. A custodial sentence is quite likely on this occasion.
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Both of the people above where charged and arrested for vehicle man slaughter but are actually the unknown heroes that stopped the zombie apocalypse.
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Showing Lord Voldermort where the unicorn was
I plea not guilty to that charge. I love animals and wildlife, I'd never risk the life of such a beautiful creature.
Quote by AnnaMayZingYou're not fooling me. That dragon already burned off Brian's hair and clothes and I still have trouble walking because of the blisters your pet gave me, both in that other thread.Quote by paulus
Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.
Paulus was arrested for spreading false and malicious rumours. Dragons are NOT dangerous... well, at least not to Anna.
Rebs got herself arrested because she had secretly stored a stash of that zombievirus for later use....
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Paulus was arrested for showing Ms. Rebs some dance moves 
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Was teaching her the Zombie Dance, which actually exists
Brian was arrested for performing that dance, very realistically disguised as a zombie, in a home for the elderly, scaring at least three of them straight into their cofffins
Brian was arrested for performing that dance, very realistically disguised as a zombie, in a home for the elderly, scaring at least three of them straight into their cofffins
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Paulus was arrested for being the undead and eating Jell-O think it's brains
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Brian was arrested by mistake as he was actually trying to stop Paulus eating brains and not actually helping him!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Unfortunately, not managing to learn anything from her previous convictions for feather duster misuse Anna was recently re-arrested and charged with walking without due care and attention around her own bedroom at home. This cavalier and careless attitude resulted in two minor trips, one fall leading to a small abrasion to her forehead and several stubbed toes -all in the course of one evening!
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Anna was released without charged after complaining of Andy lurking with intent inside her bedroom and making her trip.
The police arrested Andy and are to investigate why he was in a tent in Anna's bedroom!
The police arrested Andy and are to investigate why he was in a tent in Anna's bedroom!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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anna was arrested for trespassing on the set of game of thrones and confronting emilia clarke, declairing "i am the true daenerys, queen of the dragons".
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Ginger was arrested for trying to sneak into Disneyland, disguised as Tinkerbell. She almost got away, because the arresting officer thought she looked so nice, but her husband (the officer's that is) happened to be on the scene too, so she went to the slammer after all.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Paulus was arrested for cuddling Justine teddy bear
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GR was arrested for making essentially the same post time after time after bloody boring time!!!!
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For carrying an expired authorization
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
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- Bob Dylan
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Shotgun is currently on police bail after being arrested for being drunk in charge of a rocking-horse.
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Andy has been given an ASBO for sending mud pies to Kiera
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Ginger got arrested for being a lady knight of the ginger table
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for not having his rabies shots
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
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- Bob Dylan
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For calling the US President a wanker after asking him to lend him - and being refused - ten dollars so that he could get across town in a cab because it was raining.
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When it was discovered that his "Authorization" had expired in 1962. 
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"