What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??

3 Jan 2016

For being Jack of all trades and have nothing to trade icon_biggrin

Hey Mr. Paulus hello2

3 Jan 2016

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For picking the wings off the angels so she can fly away

She did that?!

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

3 Jan 2016

Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

3 Jan 2016

Showing Lord Voldermort where the unicorn was

3 Jan 2016

Putting an arrow through the gizzard of a poacher in the bush.

3 Jan 2016

having a few too many drinks and riding his horse down main street during rush hour

4 Jan 2016

Ginger was arrested for showing off her sexy little toes to everyone angel7

4 Jan 2016

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Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.

Paulus was arrested for spreading false and malicious rumours. Dragons are NOT dangerous... well, at least not to Anna. Whistle

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

4 Jan 2016

Anna been arrested for training her pet dragons to be Ninja Dragons icon_biggrin

4 Jan 2016

Anna was arrested and charged with malicious use of a feather duster in a public place, an offence for which she has twice been previously convicted. A custodial sentence is quite likely on this occasion.

4 Jan 2016

Both of the people above where charged and arrested for vehicle man slaughter but are actually the unknown heroes that stopped the zombie apocalypse.

4 Jan 2016

Quote by AriesDragon
Showing Lord Voldermort where the unicorn was

I plea not guilty to that charge. I love animals and wildlife, I'd never risk the life of such a beautiful creature.

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Quote by paulus
Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.

Paulus was arrested for spreading false and malicious rumours. Dragons are NOT dangerous... well, at least not to Anna.

You're not fooling me. That dragon already burned off Brian's hair and clothes and I still have trouble walking because of the blisters your pet gave me, both in that other thread.

Rebs got herself arrested because she had secretly stored a stash of that zombievirus for later use....

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

4 Jan 2016

Paulus was arrested for showing Ms. Rebs some dance moves icon_biggrin

4 Jan 2016

Was teaching her the Zombie Dance, which actually exists

Brian was arrested for performing that dance, very realistically disguised as a zombie, in a home for the elderly, scaring at least three of them straight into their cofffins

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

5 Jan 2016

Paulus was arrested for being the undead and eating Jell-O think it's brains icon_biggrin

5 Jan 2016

Brian was arrested by mistake as he was actually trying to stop Paulus eating brains and not actually helping him!

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

5 Jan 2016

Unfortunately, not managing to learn anything from her previous convictions for feather duster misuse Anna was recently re-arrested and charged with walking without due care and attention around her own bedroom at home. This cavalier and careless attitude resulted in two minor trips, one fall leading to a small abrasion to her forehead and several stubbed toes -all in the course of one evening!

6 Jan 2016

Anna was released without charged after complaining of Andy lurking with intent inside her bedroom and making her trip.
The police arrested Andy and are to investigate why he was in a tent in Anna's bedroom!

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

6 Jan 2016

anna was arrested for trespassing on the set of game of thrones and confronting emilia clarke, declairing "i am the true daenerys, queen of the dragons".

6 Jan 2016

Ginger was arrested for trying to sneak into Disneyland, disguised as Tinkerbell. She almost got away, because the arresting officer thought she looked so nice, but her husband (the officer's that is) happened to be on the scene too, so she went to the slammer after all.

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

7 Jan 2016

Paulus was arrested for cuddling Justine teddy bear icon_biggrin

7 Jan 2016

GR was arrested for making essentially the same post time after time after bloody boring time!!!!

22 Jan 2016

For carrying an expired authorization

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan

23 Jan 2016

Shotgun is currently on police bail after being arrested for being drunk in charge of a rocking-horse.

23 Jan 2016

Andy has been given an ASBO for sending mud pies to Kiera

23 Jan 2016

walking around town with his sword in hand evil4

24 Jan 2016

Ginger got arrested for being a lady knight of the ginger table icon_biggrin

29 Jan 2016

for not having his rabies shots

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan

29 Jan 2016

For calling the US President a wanker after asking him to lend him - and being refused - ten dollars so that he could get across town in a cab because it was raining.

29 Jan 2016

When it was discovered that his "Authorization" had expired in 1962. d'oh!

"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"