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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??

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Shotgun011
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Arrested for screaming I'm the sexiest in middle of street
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Ghostreader
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Arrested for being a sexy shotgun
Shotgun011
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arrested for being a mutant cyborg squirrel
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Ghostreader
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Arrested for showing people how to handle a shotgun
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Walking in a sexually provocative manner through the lion enclosure at the local zoo...
ginger86
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posing as a boy scout and helping young women across the street.... whether they wanted to crosss or not
AnnaGustic
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Luring sailors to their deaths amonst the craggy rocks of Aegean sea with your haunting rendition of Missy Elliot's 'Work it' and unionizing the other sirens so they'd have access to modern music.
Ghostreader
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How man times did I tell you "NOT" to show the cops how to work it:d/
ginger86
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catnapping all his neighbors kitties
Ghostreader
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For being The Wicked Ginger of the East
Shotgun011
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For being a mutant
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
AnnaGustic
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For bringing a shotgun to the party when everyone already had one.
Ghostreader
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For picking the wings off the angels so she can fly away
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Kidnapping MICE! Lots of them.
ginger86
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bowing to the queen, butt first
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Trying-on men's underwear in her local men's outfitters store...
Kiera
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Eating a cheese burger at a vegetarian conference.
AriesDragon
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For being a good friend to someone who is rude about Earl Grey!! disgraceful behavior!
ginger86
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raising dragons without a license
Kiera
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stealing my password and writing mean things about Earl Grey tea and upsetting Aries
ginger86
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using the microwave to make pizza
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trespassing on private property to take her avatar picture
ginger86
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trespassing to take that avatar pic. it didn't take itself
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Not using the picture of her gesticulating rudely for her avatar...
AriesDragon
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For using big intelligent words when I'm too tired to read them properly
paulus
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For sending her dragon to steal Andy's chocolate chip cookies
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
ginger86
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giving singing lessons to the tone deaf
paulus
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For trying to sell a dead guinea pig to Donald Trump, convincing him, it was a better looking wig.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"