Arrested for screaming I'm the sexiest in middle of street
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
arrested for being a mutant cyborg squirrel
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Arrested for showing people how to handle a shotgun
Walking in a sexually provocative manner through the lion enclosure at the local zoo...
posing as a boy scout and helping young women across the street.... whether they wanted to crosss or not
Luring sailors to their deaths amonst the craggy rocks of Aegean sea with your haunting rendition of Missy Elliot's 'Work it' and unionizing the other sirens so they'd have access to modern music.
catnapping all his neighbors kitties
bowing to the queen, butt first
Trying-on men's underwear in her local men's outfitters store...
Eating a cheese burger at a vegetarian conference.
For being a good friend to someone who is rude about Earl Grey!! disgraceful behavior!
raising dragons without a license
trespassing on private property to take her avatar picture
trespassing to take that avatar pic. it didn't take itself
Not using the picture of her gesticulating rudely for her avatar...
For using big intelligent words when I'm too tired to read them properly
For sending her dragon to steal Andy's chocolate chip cookies
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
giving singing lessons to the tone deaf
For trying to sell a dead guinea pig to Donald Trump, convincing him, it was a better looking wig.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
