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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??

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Arrested on suspicion of teddy-bear abuse without a license...


Arrested for showing a shocking picture of a violence victim, without proper warning
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Arrested for being a old soul in a young man body
Arrested for having non specified martial arts cat
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Arrested for teaching a kitten martial arts
Arrested for insensitive anthropomorphic imagery..., serious crime in any walk of life...
Arrested for trying to sell his grandmother's false teeth as a genuine archeological find from a etruskan gravefield
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Arrested for eating beer and Cheerios with a fork..
Arrested for stealing his neighbor's lingerie to wear to a cross-dressing party in the White House
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Arrested for wearing his neighbor's lingerie to a cross-dressing party
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Arrested for taking a walk thou a graveyard sing "Hit the road jack"
Got arrested for fishing in the desert singing "When you wish upon a star."
Arrested for breathing heavily and cheering too loudly at a Justin Bieber concert
Arrested for being Justin Bieber
Arrested for trying to impersonate Kwai Chang Caine to gain illegal access to the oscars ceremony
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Arrested for cuddling with his kitten
Arrested for O.F.F.: Obsessive Feline Fancying.
Got arrested for walking his kitten without a seeing eye dog
got arrested for going to the petting zoo and feeding the little piggies his bacon sandwich
Arrested for trying to seduce bugs bunny with stolen carrots
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Arrested for dressing as Bugs Bunny and eating stolen carrots!
Arrested for giving out to much candy
Arrested for leading an illegal gambling ring, which tripped old ladies on top of Capitol Hill, and then placed bets on how far down she would roll
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
arrested for playing hopscotch in the middle of the road with nothing on but a smile.
Quote by ginger86
arrested for playing hopscotch in the middle of the road with nothing on but a smile.
That's the best way to play it...



Hi Ginger



Ginger was arrested trying to compete in the Monaco Grand Prix on a bobby car

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
pretending he was a dog and sniffing everybody's butt

hi paul
Quote by ginger86
pretending he was a dog and sniffing everybody's butt

Not everybody's, just the lovely ones

hi Ginger


Ginger was arrested, not because she lifted a shop, but because she chose the garbage dump as the location to set it down again
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
He got arrested for holding up a café for a cup of joe of long time pass
Arrested for telling too many ghost stories.

I'd listen to them if you had any!!
She got arrested for casting a spell for someone

Tells her a ghost story