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Fortunaltely, I don't have to be afraid of that
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Unfortunately Paulus got his butt kicked by Justine when they both went dancing together
Fortunately Justine had an ice pack to hand for Paul's swelling bottom.
Unfortunately the ice melted before Justine's hand could make contact.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

fortunately when I came along I was thirsty and drank the melted ice
Fortunately I came along and save you from the zoo
Unfortunately, Ghostie is still mixing up his fortunes.
Fortunately AriesDragon got us back on track...
unfortunately ghostie will probably jump the track again
Fortunately I am going to tell him in no uncertain term what a pillock he is if he does!!!
Unfortunately, Brian has no idea what "pillock" means (me neither btw)
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Unfortunately Paulus doesn't know what I know that he enjoy wearing women dresses every night when no one is around
Fortunately Paulus has a great set of gams...
Quote by paulus
Unfortunately, Brian has no idea what "pillock" means (me neither btw)


It's a stronger word than 'idiot'

Fortunately I have self-preservation in mind and so will refrain from making any further posts in this thread about a certain person
Unfortunately it won't end there.

Fortunately it will eventually and I'll be here to see it.
Unfortunately today is not that day silly

Hi Rebs
Fortunately I still get warm greeting from interesting people.

Hey Kiera, how's your writing coming along?
Unfortunately my legs are still hurting.
Quote by Rebellious_Soul
Fortunately I still get warm greeting from interesting people.

Hey Kiera, how's your writing coming along?


Cal and I wrote a new part just before xmas...you are in it a lot...we just have a final part to go now.

Fortunately I have pain killers
Fortunately I have a hot tub for you both to relax in smile
BRIAN!

Check the PREVIOUS POST before posting!!!!

The game really is not that difficult - unfortunately.
Fortunately, I do check the previous post, so hopefully I won't get called a pillock by Andy.
Unfortunately, Anna turned up to take Aries for a little drive. smile



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

fortunately ginger wasn't in that truck with them
Unfortunately I was and I have the bruises to prove it.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
fortunately those bruises look like hickeys
Unfortunately those hickeys were made by an amorous female ape...
Fortunately Andy has a make up bag to cover up the hickeys

Hi Andy
Unfortunately it contains only clown make-up...

Hiya Kiera darling
Fortunately Ginger has a thing for clowns