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Fortunately for CD, he looks good in black.
Unfortunately me and Ginger took pics of CD in his Habit and posted them on the net.

Hi Aries
Fortunately I have ALL of those pics, and will sell them to the highest bidder!


Unfortunately I haven't seen those pics, or I would have signed them and doubled their value.

Fortunately, the police haven't seen those pictures yet either, so there still is time enough to leave the country to escape being arrested
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
unfortunately cd is not smart enough to leave the country in time and is excommunicated as a nun
Fortunately, mother superior Ginger has a kind heart and hides CD in the crawlspace beneath the cloisters
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
unfortunately pope paul "in the john " finds my hiding place
Fortunately, I pope Paul the 7th, just left the John and I am so relieved that I decided to take CD's confession, which guarantees, I can not betray him.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Unfortunately, when I confessed all my misdeeds to Pope Paul, he became so excited that he told Sisters Ginger and KK, now they are after me to do the same for them.
fortunately me and my kk were wearing ear phones, listening to muse, and missed the whole sordid confession




hi cd
Unfortunately, the animal cops are after Ginger an KK now for tying a kitten to a metronome
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Fortunately, the animal cops realised it was just a hand puppet
Unfortunately the owner of the hand puppet decided to sue Ginger and KK for theft, misappropriation, stealing by finding, grand larceny and nicking Paul's jellybeans.
Fortunately those jellybeans were a gift from me, so they can't be sued.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Unfortunately, I'm bored of this thread, just seems to go round and round in circles.
Fortunately CD has volunteered to liven it up with his smooth moves.

Unfortunately, he hasn't any smooth moves
Fortunately Sam and Dean save the day.

Unfortunately, Sam and Dean got outclassed......

fortunately, she outclasses everything and she's only twelve
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Unfortunately for her Britains got talent.

fortunately then, paul isn't from the uk



Unfortunately, both of you live to far away, to hang out and have a beer together
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Quote by paulus
Unfortunately, both of you live to far away, to hang out and have a beer together


Fortunately there is a German-themed Bierkeller nearby...
unfortunatley not where i live
Fortunately you are invited to my place to create our own version...
Unfortunately I accepted your invitation. Now my pups are smitten with Ozzy and don't care to leave your hospitality.
Unfortunately, I can stop thinking about making you a cake
fortunately sugar britches loves cake