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fortunately cd doesn't have any street cred to destroy.... or is that unfortunately 
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Unfortunately CD thinks the voices in his head are his street cred.
Hey My Ginger
Hey My Ginger
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Unfortunately, the drugs are still in the experimental stage and not covered by insurance so they are costing him a bloody fortune . . .
Hi Kiera and Ginger!
Hi Kiera and Ginger!
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Fortunately a secret millionaire has donated enough money to cover the cost of the treatment
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Unfortunately you are the secret millionaire and after spending every penny on helping to cure CD the experimental drugs fail to work...He still has voices in his head and now the only street cred you both have is that you have a larger box than most to live in on the streets courtesy of the vast amounts of medication shipped in for CD.
Hey Paul, Talia and my Ginger
Hey Paul, Talia and my Ginger
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Fortunately, Harry Potter is a close friend of CD and he magically restored our health and our wealth
Hey Kiera!
Hey Kiera!
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Unfortunately that was really Neville Longbottom in disguise after drinking polyjuice potion and his spells never work or last long so after 5 mins of relief you are both back to square one but with pointed ears like Goblins and donkey tails.
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fortunately, Minerva McGonagall got wind of what Neville had done and she made sure, we were rescued from our predicament in such a way, that it could not be reversed
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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unfortunately minerva also gave you irreversable donkey tails.... making it difficult to sit down
hi paul, cd, talia, and my beautiful kk
hi paul, cd, talia, and my beautiful kk
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Fortunately, a donkeytail looks very sexy on me and a lot of ladies seem anxious to find out, what a man can do with that extra appendage
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Again, fortunately, watching the donkey tail measuring contest from a safe distance away
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Fortunately, I have a self-enacting force field shield that makes me wholly unaware of any and all male measuring contests
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Unfortunately, I can't help it, that AJAX is jealous of the size of my magnificent donkey tail
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Fortunately, this is the LAST entry on Paulus's Donkey Tail..
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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unfortunately paul had his tail docked and now all he has is a little nubbin 
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Fortunately this makes it easier for Paul to sit down.
Hey my Ginger
Hey my Ginger
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unfortunately the operation wasn't a success. they made a huge mistake and cut off his #1 instead of his #2
hey my kk
hey my kk
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Fortunately this makes it easier for Paul to lay on his stomach
Hey Gorjus
Hey Gorjus
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Luckily with the help of stemcell therapy doctors were able to initiate regrowth of the missing parts and restore all the functionality.
Will you stop messing around with my body parts...
Will you stop messing around with my body parts...
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by ginger86uhm... Aren't we on the wrong kind of site for that????
unfortunately it is too much fun to mess with your body parts
Fortunately you are too much a lady for that...
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Unfortunately all the treatment and spells Paul has had applied to his person has left him singing in high soprano like a lady
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Unfortunately the Wiener Sängerknaben refused my application because they didn't like my mustache.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Fortunately Ginger and I are expert's with wax and can zap that tash off in a nano second.
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unfortunately i thought kk said super glue, not wax, but the skin will grow back soon