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Unfortunately he trips over Gingers foot and they both fall in the pit
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Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately, Paul reached out to you for help - but only succeeded in pulling you down with him
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately the bull dozer trips on a stray log and topples into the manure pit.UCK0op2ZcHLecBQw
Active Ink Slinger
unfortunately the cab is airtight so no air can get in either and ajax is find it hard to breathe
Active Ink Slinger
unfortunately i am on a coffee break so tell ajax to take shallow breaths until i get there
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately Ajax is a very experienced bulldozer operator and he manages to dig himself out and closes up the dangerous pit forever
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately Ajax is a fast runner and escapes after the first kick and only narrowly misses the manure pit.
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately, Ajax still has some manure on his head so he can slide it out of the bars
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by SweetKing126
Fortunately, Ajax still has some manure on his head so he can slide it out of the bars
LOL Hey Sweetie
Unfortunately for Ajax's head he didn't have quite enough manure and it was a tight fit.
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately only for five seconds then your face resumes to be squished
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately I lied about that 
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately, I see Kiera shaking her head left to right, right to left
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately Ajax disappeared to go get his head fixed and didn't notice.
Hey Sweetie
Hey Sweetie
Advanced Wordsmith
Unfortunately someone noticed and told Ajax, and now he's thoroughly miffed and vowing vengeance on KK, threatening to pinch her chocolate.
Hi babes.
Hi babes.
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately his recent face reconstructive surgery has left him with blurry vision and what he steals is actually ex lax not my chocolate 
Hey CD
Hey CD
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately you really needed that ex lax, now you're constipated.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately CD gives me some of his prunes that he uses for his chronic constipation.
Advanced Wordsmith
Unfortunately my constipation got worse, which means I couldn't give KK any more, so now she is entirely dependent on the ex lax which was stolen from her. I could suggest senna pods.
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately, I am here, at a good distance away, and merely reading this thread on my computer . . .
Active Ink Slinger
fortunately, there are guys like me here, to rescue all the damsels in distress
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"