Unfortunately/Fortunately

Fortunately, the ape was on guard, just in case, and was able to bound away.

Unfortunately, that was a problem as the Ape was bound!

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Fortunately, the ape had a supernatural bounce and roll.

Unfortunately, bouncing and rolling was not as effective as rocking and rolling.

Fortunately, no rocking and rolling happened because the record player was broken.

Unfortunately, that made the ape sad because he wanted to put on some tunes

Fortunately, the Ape had just taken out a subscription to i-tunes (other music streaming services available).

Unfortunately, the ape kept getting static on his receiver, messing up his music selections.

Fortunately Ape could afford the purchase of a brand new top-of-the-range model.

Unfortunately, the ape played the music too loud and the neighbours filed a noise complaint

Fortunately, Anna's Dragons warmed their toes for them, and the complaints were dropped.

Unfortunately, one of the dragons accidently bit off a toe.

Fortunately, a toeless woman took a fancy to Ape

Unfortunately, the toeless woman wanted Ape to dress in a formal suit.

Fortunately, a formal suit was no problem for Ape, he has three suits

Unfortunately, apes have very little neck so it's hard to wear a tie.

Fortunately there was no insistence for a tie

Unfortunately, the woman demanded he wore something and gave him a leash.

Fortunately, the Ape could use the leash to make the woman behave.

Unfortunately the woman seemed to enjoy that

Fortunately, they both were able to play.

Unfortunately they are interrupted by one of Anna's dragons

Fortunately, the Dragon prevents an escalation of playtime.

Unfortunately, after watching for a while, the dragon wanted to join in

Fortunately, Anna was on hand to put a stop to joviality.

Unfortunately, not all of Anna's dragons were obedient.

Fortunately had a certain dominance over wayward dragons

Unfortunately, Anna has a mischievous streak.

Fortunately, Anna decided to be good this day.

Unfortunately, all this playing around, everyone forgot about Ape