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Unfortunately, it may take a large group of women that we don't have.

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Fortunately just one cool woman might just be enough

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Unfortunately, we only have hot women here.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

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Unfortunately, not enough hot women to go around.

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Fortunately there's probably enough.

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Unfortunately, people don't trust "probably".

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Fortunately 'probably' is good enough for me.

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Unfortunately, not everyone is as optimistic but wish they were.

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Fortunately there's always tomorrow to raise your spirits---and hopes!

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Unfortunately, Carolina Wrens come on my covered back porch to relieve themselves.

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Fortunately, they only do it when you are in the house.

Attending a wedding reception as "cover" for a friend opens the door to some revelations and discoveries.

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Unfortunately, I can't get anyone to stand on the porch waving them away.

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Fortunately getting a cat might do the trick

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Unfortunately, the cat would leave a pile of corpses

Attending a wedding reception as "cover" for a friend opens the door to some revelations and discoveries.

Plus One - "Not What It Looks Like" comp THIRD PLACE!!

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Fortunately a large bell around the cat's neck would help.

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Unfortunately the constant tinkling might drive you mad

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Fortunately, she can put her earbuds in and put on some music.

Attending a wedding reception as "cover" for a friend opens the door to some revelations and discoveries.

Plus One - "Not What It Looks Like" comp THIRD PLACE!!

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Unfortunately, the music scares the cat away, but attracts more birds.

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, she has some really raucous heavy metal handy.

Attending a wedding reception as "cover" for a friend opens the door to some revelations and discoveries.

Plus One - "Not What It Looks Like" comp THIRD PLACE!!

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Unfortunately, she wouldn't play heavy metal if she had any, but maybe windchimes.

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Fortunately, the birds are suspicious of the gentle chimes and stay away.

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Unfortunately, a violent storm blows the chimes too hard and carries them off

Attending a wedding reception as "cover" for a friend opens the door to some revelations and discoveries.

Plus One - "Not What It Looks Like" comp THIRD PLACE!!

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Fortunately, the strong wind makes the local church bell sound like Pink Floyd, High Hopes. 🤣



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

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Unfortunately, it is so loud, the poor parish priest goes deaf.

Attending a wedding reception as "cover" for a friend opens the door to some revelations and discoveries.

Plus One - "Not What It Looks Like" comp THIRD PLACE!!

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Fortunately, the priest can use a bell horn to hear a little.

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Unfortunately in the subsequent silence, the birds are returning.

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Fortunately, they are polite birds who sing sweetly to the nearly deaf priest.

Attending a wedding reception as "cover" for a friend opens the door to some revelations and discoveries.

Plus One - "Not What It Looks Like" comp THIRD PLACE!!

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Unfortunately, they don't mind where they aim their droppings!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

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Fortunately, putting snakes on the porch helps keep them away.

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Unfortunately, the deaf priest is herpetophobic.

Attending a wedding reception as "cover" for a friend opens the door to some revelations and discoveries.

Plus One - "Not What It Looks Like" comp THIRD PLACE!!