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Fortunately, Anna's dragon lighted up the tunnel vy spitting some fire
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Unfortunately, Paulus was paying for his ticket at the time.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Fortunately the fire service turned up and extinguished all hope along with the flames...
Unfortunately...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

fortunately i never abandon all hope
Unfortunately, Hope had a better offer and went off with her lover...
Fortunately, Ginger stayed and waited for Anna.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Unfortunately Anna was busy being seduced by her fantasy lover - again!
fortunately fantasy lover is anna's nickname for me
Unfortunately, so is mine!
Fortunately, Anna knows who is telling the truth.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Unfortunately Anna also tells untruths...



fortunately anna doesn't tell me untruths
Unfortunately, there is some truth in what you all say..
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Fortunately 'Truth Will Out'...
Unfortunately, the truth was nowhere to be found until I arrived
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Fortunately, I had been following you and was taking notes...
unfortuately you get pissed off at wrong things
Fortunately Anna ALWAYS tells the truth and doesn't rise to the bait.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Unfortunately, Anna has to go to an archery tournament now - but she will be back
Fortunately, it being a Thursday, the archery tournament was a huge success for everybody who participated.
unfortunately andy sat down on one of the arrow tips after the tournament .... ouch
Fortunately, Ginger was there to administer immediate First Aid
unfortunately for andy, what ginger doesn't know about first aid would fill a book
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unfortunately for andy, what ginger doesn't know about first aid would fill a book


Fortunately Andy is a qualified first-aider so would be able to talk you through any procedure...
Unfortunately, Ginger wasn't listening as Anna had returned to distract her...

Hi Ginger.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Fortunately Ginger was wearing headphones and a blindfold, so Anna's diversionary tactics failed
Unfortunately, Andy underestimates the power of woman...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

fortunately i am woman hear me purr
Unfortunately, there is too much noise from elsewhere...

Hi Ginger



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana