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Unfortunately all the clowns are misanthropic, lesbian-hating, one-legged and gay...
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Fortunately, I'm not a clown
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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unfortunately although paul isn't a clown himself, he is dean of the college of clownology
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Fortunately I have set up an aberrant clown extermination service and I am at your disposal...
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Unfortunately the government keeps tabs on you and discovered you evil scheme to exterminate their agents (which is what the hose clowns are)
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Fortunately my agency also eliminates rogue government agents and their paymasters...
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Unfortunately, they found a collection of wigs and red noses in Andys house.
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Fortunately it wasn't Aries sweet dragons
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Unfortunately Brain was caught on CCTV doing unmentionable things with Aries' undergarments.... 
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Fortunately the sweet delectable Aries wasn't wearing the undergarments at the time
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Fortunately it looked very good on him
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Unfortunately the photographic evidence is in the hands of the authorities...
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Fortunately, the authorities (in this case, Andy) would like to try them on too
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Fortunately, the authorities (NOT Andy) have their own range of lingerie for men...
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Unfortunately, they need Andy to model them...
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fortunately andy refused, saving us that awful sight of him just wearing man panties
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Fortunately they turn to Ginger to model them
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Unfortunately, Ghostie is still confused about his fortunes...
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Fortunately Aries is right as sheeps on it 
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Unfortunately Brian insists on posting in this thread and screwing it up!!!
How bloody difficult is it to follow 'fortunately/unfortunately/fortunately'???
God give me strength...
How bloody difficult is it to follow 'fortunately/unfortunately/fortunately'???
God give me strength...
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Fortunately, it isn't just Brian who gets it wrong... is it Andy?
(Go back a few posts to see who else screwed it up.)
"People who live in glass houses...
Should pull the blinds before removed their trousies."
(Spike Milligan)
(Go back a few posts to see who else screwed it up.)
"People who live in glass houses...
Should pull the blinds before removed their trousies."
(Spike Milligan)
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Fortunately Anna make everything look so good 
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Fortunately Anna make everything look so good
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Quote by AnnaMayZing
Fortunately, it isn't just Brian who gets it wrong... is it Andy?
(Go back a few posts to see who else screwed it up.)
"People who live in glass houses...
Should pull the blinds before removed their trousies."
(Spike Milligan)
ONE mistake?? How many times has he been told? How many times has he screwed up?
He's even done it YET AGAIN (look again) so yes, this person who lives in a glass house has EVERY right to complain!!!
This was a thread I used to enjoy. Thanks Brian, another one I won't be bothering with again.
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Fortunately, Andy, this game is for Fun,
So why do you get so mad?
Unfortunately, you take it heart,
And that just makes us sad.
So why do you get so mad?
Unfortunately, you take it heart,
And that just makes us sad.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Fortunately I'll save you with a teddy dragon 
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Quote by authorised1960Quote by AnnaMayZing
Fortunately, it isn't just Brian who gets it wrong... is it Andy?
(Go back a few posts to see who else screwed it up.)
"People who live in glass houses...
Should pull the blinds before removed their trousies."
(Spike Milligan)
ONE mistake?? How many times has he been told? How many times has he screwed up?
He's even done it YET AGAIN (look again) so yes, this person who lives in a glass house has EVERY right to complain!!!
This was a thread I used to enjoy. Thanks Brian, another one I won't be bothering with again.
Unfortunatly for those who can't play nice, there are new mods on duty to encourage friendly behavior. Please refrain from inflammatory comments. We appreciate the cooperation.
I'm Red, by the way. I'm hoping to help keep these threads from spiraling out of control. (See. I used the right format)
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Fortunately I am a fan of kindness and friendly attitudes. Welcome Red.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"