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Ah, the typographical error, one that can result in mirth from both the typoer and the typoee. Such mirth came when I was chatting to the awesome Poppet and typoed the word typo and trypo (which sounds like dog food to me) who suggested there should be a typo thread. So here I am, creating it. Go us and our crazy ideas.

Another of my personal favourites is asllowed, instead of allowed. My friend looked on and said it looks like "a robust fart". Mirth.

What are your best typos?
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And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Aha, well, most of mine are because I hit wrong buttons (phone is all touch screen so I'll hit one and it'll type another) or I'm autocorrected or both. <--Like there, I almost typed 'must' instead of 'most' and 'rouch' instead of 'touch'... I think the worst one this week, so far, though, was 'stiff' instead of 'stuff'. Lol ^.^

Typos make life fun... or at least interesting.

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Went to type "nibbling", typed "inbbling". Managed to correct it before sending though


*giggles* My most common typo is "shooping" instead of "shopping"... the first time I typed it, my mom was looking over my shoulder. I thought I'd never hear the end of it!

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I always mistype "and" as "abd".


and sometimes as "abs" if you are really out of it ^.^


Yup, my fingers get a little wild at times, such a silly Kitty, I am =^.^=
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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I always mistype "and" as "abd".


and sometimes as "abs" if you are really out of it ^.^


Yup, my fingers get a little wild at times, such a silly Kitty, I am =^.^=


Very, but I love ya heart ^.^

💓 Melissa Etheridge - PULSE ( for orlando victims ) 💓 - YouTube

As always, kindness is free, so please consider that when replying to someone rather than the alternatives. You never know what's going on in their life that you may not see. Love, Light & Blessed Be, friends.

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I always mistype "and" as "abd".


and sometimes as "abs" if you are really out of it ^.^


Yup, my fingers get a little wild at times, such a silly Kitty, I am =^.^=


Very, but I love ya heart ^.^


Aww, I love ya too =^.^= <3
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
I nearly sent hoe are you instead of his are you once...
I'm always typing "abou tit" or "Just hi tit". There's something going on with an impatient T.

Oh and Andrew, I'd get that digestion checked if I were you
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I'm always typing "abou tit" or "Just hi tit". There's something going on with an impatient T.

Oh and Andrew, I'd get that digestion checked if I were you


I know, I can't go pooping pills and then immediately popping them. That's minging!
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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I'm always typing "abou tit" or "Just hi tit". There's something going on with an impatient T.

Oh and Andrew, I'd get that digestion checked if I were you


I know, I can't go pooping pills and then immediately popping them. That's minging!



That is true. Question for you A, do you sometimes forget which 'place' you are at the time you are going to post? I almost made a mistake then LOL
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I'm always typing "abou tit" or "Just hi tit". There's something going on with an impatient T.

Oh and Andrew, I'd get that digestion checked if I were you


I know, I can't go pooping pills and then immediately popping them. That's minging!



That is true. Question for you A, do you sometimes forget which 'place' you are at the time you are going to post? I almost made a mistake then LOL


Yeah, I've forgotten a few times, even got posts deleted for it. It's a good exercise in using less... Crass language.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
I was just chatting with a friend who was about to leave the site. He typed "ok, pong me when you get back" instead of "ping me when you get back". Scuse me while I go make a pong.
I frequently write "ting" when it should have been "thing"
I always miss o's with p's lol
~purple addict~
My keyboard is constantly messing up, so is I type really fast.... sometims the things tha I write don't always look riht, so Ihave to re-write my sentaence over and over and over again.
thespacebaronmykeyboardisnotworkingatthemoment,seewhatihavetoputupwith
Wwwhen mmyy keeeyyy boardddd ssstuuttttersss.
... trying to one up my love.

Sent: love you more than morer than midyear... i meant mostest.
Humantities - still makes me laugh
In the third chapter of Love's Transition, I wrote a sentence describing the main characters mouth when she woke up in her hospital room.

'My mouth felt like it was full of dessert sand, dry and gritty.'
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
In one of the chapters of The Nurses I made a simple typo that would have made Officer Crabtree proud. (Google 'allo 'allo).

The phrase I wrote was... "Nein! Nicht scheißen!" I posted it like that and it was verified like that, and why wouldn't it be?
Unfortunately it should have read, "Nein! Nicht schießen!"
Notice the subtle difference?
ei instead of ie. Not a biggy, you might think except that Nicht schießen means "Don't shoot!"
Nicht scheißen means "Don't shit!"



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