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Hello, Talia
Alan, my dear! I am surprised that it is you who has found this thread, and not our dear friend Paul. Welcome to the thread where I can rule for days on end.
Ssh, Talia... Paul will hear and then you'll have no peace
Wow, Alan, you got to stay there for 12 days. Time to amscray aymay endfray
Still here
Wow! Still no sighting of Paul...
I know! Can you believe it? I think we have finally found our island paradise. Too bad we keep trying to throw each other off it!
I'l just show my nose here once, so you know I know. But I will leave you your little Paul-free paradise... bye!
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Laughing! There he is! He was onto us.
Spying, eh... but has he really gone? Is he playing mind games with us?
I guess we will have to see. Is this thread big enough for three who compete as we do for the winning spot? Stay tuned . . .
Others may yet join in a bid to win the magnificent prize 😁
Here's a ribbon.
Aye, with gold lettering.
Morning Who left this ribbon here?
Give me my ribbon. And my spot!
You can have the ribbon... but it's my turn to occupy the winner's seat


Someone else has discovered our secret club! We need a password. And a secret handshake. That only I know . . .
Prizes, passwords, secret handshakes... and I'm still claiming No 1 spot
Attention, attention please...I am the winner. Thank you, thank you
Hmm, I seem to have stumbled into some kind of secret society...wonder what the password is...?
Password? It's...
Sorry, didn't quite catch that, think I must be going a bit deaf!