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Spoil my Wish
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Granted: And you hate everything they have to say, instead of just not understanding.
I hope the drain unclogger guy does not leave mud all over the place.
I hope the drain unclogger guy does not leave mud all over the place.
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Granted, he washed it all back down the drain again..
I wish the weather would cool down
I wish the weather would cool down
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Granted, rain cooled everything, but it won't stop raining for three weeks
I wish I could swim with whales again
I wish I could swim with whales again
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted... There are plastic squeaky ones in your bath tonight.
I wish I didn't get so much paint under my nails
I wish I didn't get so much paint under my nails
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Granted, you got it in your hair instead
I wish I was in bath with my squeeky whales
I wish I was in bath with my squeeky whales
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, but there are so many, you can barely move (pun intended)
I wish there was more hours in a day
I wish there was more hours in a day
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Quote by AriesDragonMe too.
I wish there was more hours in a day
Granted, but you sleep all day
I wish I could move without squeeking the whole village awake
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Your wish is made possible by the prudent use of joint lube!!
I wish I didn't have to go out of retirement and go to driving again!!
I wish I didn't have to go out of retirement and go to driving again!!
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Granted, your car broke down
I wish I wasn't so slick
I wish I wasn't so slick
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, now you're abrasive.
I wish it was Friday.
I wish it was Friday.
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Granted but all his dishes involve cheese
Wish I was an Avenger
Wish I was an Avenger
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Granted, you're Emma Peel now
I wish I was John Steed
I wish I was John Steed
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted and then you find no one calls anymore
Wish the situation I am involved with is taken care of quickly
Wish the situation I am involved with is taken care of quickly
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Granted, and I'm not spoiling it.
I wish my coffee was hot.
I wish my coffee was hot.
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Granted, it's so hot, the cup holding it melts
I wish I had icecream
I wish I had icecream
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted but it's your least favorite flavor
Wishing it would warm up more
Wishing it would warm up more
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Granted hands you a jumper
I wish someone would give me a head massage and cure my headache
I wish someone would give me a head massage and cure my headache
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Granted, but my hands are cold
wish I could have fullfilled that wish for real
wish I could have fullfilled that wish for real
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted and your wife wants a divorce
wish the ice was finally melted in Lake Michigan
wish the ice was finally melted in Lake Michigan
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Granted, accellerated global warming took care of that, but the polar icecaps have melted too and your house is now 60ft below sealevel
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, I secretly wished you'd know what to wish for me
I wish I would not forget to make new wishes
I wish I would not forget to make new wishes
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted and all you ever say now is a wish
Wish life were smoother
Wish life were smoother
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Granted but with no challenges you become bored and depressed with life, eat to many pies and put on so much weight you can no longer fit through a door 
I wish somebody would clean up my kitchen for me, cant be bothered to after cooking.
I wish somebody would clean up my kitchen for me, cant be bothered to after cooking.
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granted but you no longer cook anything but microwave pizza
Wish the wind would stop
Wish the wind would stop
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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The wind stops, and you are surrounded by doldrums, forever and ever
I wish I was invited to the ball
I wish I was invited to the ball
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Granted but at midnight you find yourself emerging from a pumpkin in your underwear
Wish the power would stay on
Wish the power would stay on
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Granted but at midnight you find yourself emerging from a pumpkin in your underwear
Wish the power would stay on
I hope it is my good underwear, otherwise, I have had nightmares like that.
Granted, and now it is light wherever you go and you can't sleep.
I wish I had more guest parking.