Paulus wishes he saw Talia so granted now he sees underwear everywhere
wish the polar vortex moved on
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Granted: but now it is too warm to wear your cute new Canada Goose coat and Ugg boots
(Oh! Silly me! (hitting side of head with heel of hand) That would have spoiled my wish, not yours!)
I wish I did not get so much junk mail.
granted, now you get no mail at all
i wish my internet was better
Granted, your internet is superfast and superstable now, so fast, your hardware can't handle it. Your modem has a melt-down and your computer crashes all the time.
I wish money grew on the tree in my backyard.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted, but its all Confederate Money
Still want to share a cake with Rebs
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Granted, but it's a pancake and there's no syrup.
I wish the meetings were over.
Granted. The actual work has started now, leaving you with even less free time.
I wish I was snorkling in the caribean
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
granted but you find barracudas love you
Wish had a new boss
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
granted but it is the end of the wrong line
i wish i could sleep tonight
Granted and you lose your quote button forever
Wished the snow showers would stop
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
granted but you get a blizzard
i wish my internet would quit screwing up
Granted, your internet won't screw up anymore because your subscription is cancelled
I wish my son would hurry up with his cooking ( his spaghetti is great) because I'm hungry
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted but he trips over on route and spills it all over the floor and the Dog leaps forward and eats it all.
I wish Paul's son would make me dinner, I am hungry too.
I'll make you dinner
I wish I could cook well
(So does Kiera, I'll bet.)
Granted: you become such a cooking sensation that all the other top chefs put out a collective hit on you, and you are forced to live incognito in Quonset Hut somewhere in Nebraska in order to save your own life.
I wish I could go home - I am tired.
Granted, but we haven't located the right well to cook yet
I wish there was some of that spaghetti left for Kiera
Okay Talia, you beat me again. Your wish is granted, you've become redundant....
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted , but that weekend leaves you unable to afford anything else.
I wish i could get over this plague that has afflicted me .
granted but you get it instead
wish the weather'd warm up
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Granted: really warm, and humid, and buggy.
I wish I could have a hug.
Granted, now everyone wants to hug you and you can't get away.
I wish I could give you the biggest hug ever.
Granted, but you spend the rest of the week fighting off jealous guys
I wish I was able to hug all of you
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
granted but now you arms really ache
i wish i could give talia a birthday kiss
Indeed I do Talia seens your not sharing the Birthday cake and I am wasting away here and practically starving.
