Find your next favourite story now
Login

Spoil my Wish

last reply
517 replies
82.8k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Nox
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, but you don't have any Scott Summers glasses.

I wish people knew how to communicate. (work related)
TaliaRussell
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted: And you hate everything they have to say, instead of just not understanding.


I hope the drain unclogger guy does not leave mud all over the place.
AriesDragon
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, he washed it all back down the drain again..

I wish the weather would cool down
paulus
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, rain cooled everything, but it won't stop raining for three weeks



I wish I could swim with whales again
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
AriesDragon
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted... There are plastic squeaky ones in your bath tonight.

I wish I didn't get so much paint under my nails
paulus
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, you got it in your hair instead


I wish I was in bath with my squeeky whales
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
AriesDragon
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, but there are so many, you can barely move (pun intended)

I wish there was more hours in a day
paulus
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Quote by AriesDragon
I wish there was more hours in a day
Me too.
Granted, but you sleep all day



I wish I could move without squeeking the whole village awake
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
snoop
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Your wish is made possible by the prudent use of joint lube!!

I wish I didn't have to go out of retirement and go to driving again!!
paulus
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, your car broke down


I wish I wasn't so slick
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Nox
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, now you're abrasive.

I wish it was Friday.
Guest
Lurker
0 likes
Granted, but it;'s now friday the 13th and all hell breaks loose.


I wish my own a personal chef
Kiera
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted but all his dishes involve cheese

Wish I was an Avenger
paulus
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, you're Emma Peel now



I wish I was John Steed
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Shotgun011
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted and then you find no one calls anymore

Wish the situation I am involved with is taken care of quickly
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Nox
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, and I'm not spoiling it.

I wish my coffee was hot.
paulus
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, it's so hot, the cup holding it melts




I wish I had icecream
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Shotgun011
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted but it's your least favorite flavor

Wishing it would warm up more
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Kiera
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted hands you a jumper

I wish someone would give me a head massage and cure my headache
paulus
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, but my hands are cold



wish I could have fullfilled that wish for real
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Shotgun011
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted and your wife wants a divorce

wish the ice was finally melted in Lake Michigan
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
paulus
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, accellerated global warming took care of that, but the polar icecaps have melted too and your house is now 60ft below sealevel
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
granted

i wish paul had made a wish
paulus
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted, I secretly wished you'd know what to wish for me



I wish I would not forget to make new wishes
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Shotgun011
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
granted and all you ever say now is a wish

Wish life were smoother
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Kiera
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted but with no challenges you become bored and depressed with life, eat to many pies and put on so much weight you can no longer fit through a door

I wish somebody would clean up my kitchen for me, cant be bothered to after cooking.
Shotgun011
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
granted but you no longer cook anything but microwave pizza

Wish the wind would stop
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
TaliaRussell
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
The wind stops, and you are surrounded by doldrums, forever and ever


I wish I was invited to the ball
Shotgun011
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Granted but at midnight you find yourself emerging from a pumpkin in your underwear

Wish the power would stay on
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
TaliaRussell
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Quote by Shotgun011
Granted but at midnight you find yourself emerging from a pumpkin in your underwear

Wish the power would stay on


I hope it is my good underwear, otherwise, I have had nightmares like that.


Granted, and now it is light wherever you go and you can't sleep.


I wish I had more guest parking.