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Spoil my Wish

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JWren
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Granted - but he can't swim


Wish I could fly
TaliaRussell
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Granted: but you don't know how to land.


I wish it would stop raining before I have to walk outside.
JWren
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Granted - but it's snowing


Wish I could land after flying
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Quote by Kiera
Granted but we all laugh at your thinking one bottle of wine will do for us all.

I wish Paulus could riverdance.

You obviously misjudged my winecellar




Granted, you land painfully hard on your behind



I wish people would not underestimate me
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - they overestimate you instead and you STILL fail to meet their expectations

I wish the Dawn Chorus had a volume control...
JWren
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Granted - but dogs bark loudly when you turn down the volume

Wish I had bottles of wine the same size as Paul's collection (shiraz, please)
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Granted, but you can't find a corkscrew to open it





I wish I had a bottle of GlenFiddich
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but Glenn Fiddich accuses you of stealing it!

I wish I could get all of my stories finished...
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Granted - but Glenn Fiddich accuses you of stealing it!
Hey! It was a gift from a friend named Andy, if it's stolen, he did it!

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I wish I could get all of my stories finished...
Granted, but it proves impossible to get them published




I wish they wouldn't accuse me of stealing
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - you're convicted without trial instead

I wish I didn't have such an evil mind
ginger86
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granted... you just have a feeble mind now

i wish for a new car
paulus
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Granted, you have a new car, they only forgot to give you the keys



I wish I had a private indoor swimming pool
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted.... and the duckies thank you




i wish i also had the keys to the car
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granted - but you live more than 500 km from the nearest water source...

I wish Paulus had wished for something simpler...
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i wish i also had the keys to the car

Granted, but they are encased in concrete

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I wish Paulus had wished for something simpler...

Granted, but even then you fail to comprehend my wishes




I wish Andy actually had functioning braincells
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - I now put Einstein to shame...

I would wish the same for Paul, but the impossible takes forever to achieve


I wish Paul had a sense of humour
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Granted but it involves constantly slipping laxatives into your drinks.

I wish I was in a jacuzzi in the French Alps....Far far away from the vicinity of Authorised bathroom
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granted.... and the duckies thank you




i wish i also had the keys to the car


Oh my god!! I love the ducky pool!


Granted, but the Jacuzzi is in the middle of nowhere and if you get out, you will freeze to death.


I wish the cat would only throw up hairballs on the floor, instead of the carpet.
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Granted, your carpet is glued to the ceiling now


I wish those ducklings had a bigger pool
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but they are feral ducks and will attack anyone who comes near them...

I wish Kiera had invited me to join her in the Alps....
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Granted: now you will both freeze.


I wish someone would tell me something really funny so I could laugh so hard I can't stand up.
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Granted - but you laugh so much and for so long that people think you are insane and you end your days in a lunatic asylum...

I wish Miss T hadn't made her last wish
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Granted: but then you never meet her and find out what a fabulous person she is.


I wish my other eye would open.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Granted - but you see only the evil in the world and "strike out thine eyes"...

I wish I had not (mis)quoted the bible...
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granted but you just misquote it again

i wish i didn't have to keep granting authorized wishes
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Granted - you BECOME my wish instead

I wish Ginger was my wish...
JWren
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Granted - but you must do whatever Ginger demands!

Wish I didn't have a headache
TaliaRussell
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Granted, courtesy of "La Guillotine"


I wish the heel on my pump had not broken
paulus
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Granted, they were Alan's pumps


I wish my lawn was mowed
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but now your mower is broken beyond repair

I wish I had a new pair of shoes