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Granted: but you don't know how to land.
I wish it would stop raining before I have to walk outside.
I wish it would stop raining before I have to walk outside.
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Quote by Kiera
Granted but we all laugh at your thinking one bottle of wine will do for us all.
I wish Paulus could riverdance.
You obviously misjudged my winecellar
Granted, you land painfully hard on your behind
I wish people would not underestimate me
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but dogs bark loudly when you turn down the volume
Wish I had bottles of wine the same size as Paul's collection (shiraz, please)
Wish I had bottles of wine the same size as Paul's collection (shiraz, please)
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Granted, but you can't find a corkscrew to open it
I wish I had a bottle of GlenFiddich
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by authorised1960Hey! It was a gift from a friend named Andy, if it's stolen, he did it!
Granted - but Glenn Fiddich accuses you of stealing it!
Quote by authorised1960Granted, but it proves impossible to get them published
I wish I could get all of my stories finished...
I wish they wouldn't accuse me of stealing
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, you have a new car, they only forgot to give you the keys
I wish I had a private indoor swimming pool
I wish I had a private indoor swimming pool
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted.... and the duckies thank you 
i wish i also had the keys to the car
i wish i also had the keys to the car
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Quote by ginger86
i wish i also had the keys to the car
Granted, but they are encased in concrete
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I wish Paulus had wished for something simpler...
Granted, but even then you fail to comprehend my wishes
I wish Andy actually had functioning braincells
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted but it involves constantly slipping laxatives into your drinks.
I wish I was in a jacuzzi in the French Alps....Far far away from the vicinity of Authorised bathroom
I wish I was in a jacuzzi in the French Alps....Far far away from the vicinity of Authorised bathroom
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granted.... and the duckies thank you
i wish i also had the keys to the car
Oh my god!! I love the ducky pool!
Granted, but the Jacuzzi is in the middle of nowhere and if you get out, you will freeze to death.
I wish the cat would only throw up hairballs on the floor, instead of the carpet.
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Granted, your carpet is glued to the ceiling now
I wish those ducklings had a bigger pool
I wish those ducklings had a bigger pool
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted: now you will both freeze.
I wish someone would tell me something really funny so I could laugh so hard I can't stand up.
I wish someone would tell me something really funny so I could laugh so hard I can't stand up.
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Granted: but then you never meet her and find out what a fabulous person she is.
I wish my other eye would open.
I wish my other eye would open.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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granted but you just misquote it again
i wish i didn't have to keep granting authorized wishes
i wish i didn't have to keep granting authorized wishes
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Granted - but you must do whatever Ginger demands!
Wish I didn't have a headache
Wish I didn't have a headache
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Granted, courtesy of "La Guillotine"
I wish the heel on my pump had not broken
I wish the heel on my pump had not broken
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Granted, they were Alan's pumps
I wish my lawn was mowed
I wish my lawn was mowed
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but now your mower is broken beyond repair
I wish I had a new pair of shoes
I wish I had a new pair of shoes