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Quote by authorised1960
Granted - but it's in the style of the 1970s
I wish Paul would not make it so easy for me to give him horrible wishes
Granted, but now you have to grant three wishes to each of us
I wish I had a ferrari
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted; your very own ferrari 
i wish for a chocolate cake for breakfast
i wish for a chocolate cake for breakfast
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Granted, but you'll have lost all memories beyond that age
I wish I could live long enough, to witness world peace
I wish I could live long enough, to witness world peace
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, but it'll cost you a little more than a small fortune to obtain it
I wish I wasn't 7382 years old yet
I wish I wasn't 7382 years old yet
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted: but now sea urchin is the food of love.
I wish I had the chicken parm sandwich the guy sitting in front of me is eating.
I wish I had the chicken parm sandwich the guy sitting in front of me is eating.
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Granted, but now you can't move around much anymore because everywhere you go, people want to hold you and hug you
I wish I could teleport
I wish I could teleport
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by authorised1960Ah, that's a smart one....
Granted - but you teleport to the furthest edge of the galaxy where you can't teleport back from
I wish all the things that are bad for you weren't...
Granted, but you're locked away, so you won't be able to share in my happiness and wealth
I wish I could travel and visit all my friends
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, but it's a bobbycar
I wish I was a succesful painter
I wish I was a succesful painter
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted but it's raining rocky road and those nuts are hurting your head
i wish it was summer
i wish it was summer
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granted..... but that might put a kink in the game
i wish i had someone here to do my housework
i wish i had someone here to do my housework
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Granted, but he does it in chinese
I wish I had more coke
I wish I had more coke
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted..... but it's flat and tasteless
i wish i spoke chinese.... the houseboy is doing it all wrong .... heehee
i wish i spoke chinese.... the houseboy is doing it all wrong .... heehee
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Granted, you now speak Mandarin, but the houseboy is Cantonese
I wish I was scubadiving in the on the westpoint of Curacao
I wish I was scubadiving in the on the westpoint of Curacao
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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You do - and it is always Ginger with a zinger!!
I wish I were more organized.
I wish I were more organized.
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granted, you gain twice as much as you shed... so srry
i wish it wasn't raining today
i wish it wasn't raining today
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granted, but there will be a severe sandstorm later today
I wish my budgie would learn to talk
I wish my budgie would learn to talk
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, the won't loose again, they're dissolved
I wish all hooligans from now on could only hurt and damage themselves
I wish all hooligans from now on could only hurt and damage themselves
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"