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Granted here you go, life is according to The Coasters...Enjoy 
I wish I hadn't just read my new book so fast now I have nothing to read
I wish I hadn't just read my new book so fast now I have nothing to read
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Granted: but what you now have to read is E.L. James' newest trilogy "Fifty Shades of Pink": her adventures in failing to sort laundry.
I wish my headache would go away.
I wish my headache would go away.
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Granted gladly... but now you must accede to my wish!!
I wish to be on a beach on a tropical island with Talia feeding me fresh fruit and long, chilled drinks
I wish to be on a beach on a tropical island with Talia feeding me fresh fruit and long, chilled drinks
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Hmm. Granted, but the fruit is unripe, the bugs are miserable, and you have a monster sunburn.
I wish for the fruit to be ripe, no bugs and no sunburn.
I wish for the fruit to be ripe, no bugs and no sunburn.
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Granted, the fruit on the island is ripe, free of bugs and you don't have sunburn, but you're not on that island anymore
I wish,life was less complicated
I wish,life was less complicated
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but you must sing "If life seems jolly rotten ... " once every hour, every day
I wish people would "laugh and smile and dance and sing" much more than they do
I wish people would "laugh and smile and dance and sing" much more than they do
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Granted - but you must sing "If life seems jolly rotten ... " once every hour, every day
Already do that way to often, according to my kids
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I wish people would "laugh and smile and dance and sing" much more than they do
Granted, but nobody gets any serious work done anymore
I wish I was some 10 years younger, handsome and single
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but it doesn't work in retrospect!
Hope I sleep better tonight ...
Hope I sleep better tonight ...
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Granted... then you realise it was your numbers that would have won
Wishing that we'll have a sunny summer
Wishing that we'll have a sunny summer
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Granted, in 2023
I wish I had rye bread and gouda cheese
I wish I had rye bread and gouda cheese
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted but you make mistakes that are even worse this time
i wish i could stop being so mean to authorised
i wish i could stop being so mean to authorised
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Granted, you're a redhead now
I wish I could write a new limerick
I wish I could write a new limerick
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, but this time your wish came true
I wish I had better wishes
I wish I had better wishes
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted you think of a number of wonderful wishes to make but now you are out of wishes
i wish it would stop all this raining
i wish it would stop all this raining
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Granted, it's snowing instead
I wish paperwork wasn't necessary anymore
I wish paperwork wasn't necessary anymore
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, the first of your fifty mandatory daily sessions with Dr Phil starts in an hour
I wish Dr Phil had hair
I wish Dr Phil had hair
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted he now has long flowing hair but he now calls himself dr. phyllis
i wish i didn't need to go grocery shopping
i wish i didn't need to go grocery shopping
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granted, you have been initiated into a tribe of namibian bushmen
I wish I didn't need to trim my hair once in a while
I wish I didn't need to trim my hair once in a while
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted: but the wish grantor is dyslexic and you find yourself at KU (Kansas University)
I wish it was time for CAKE!!
I wish it was time for CAKE!!
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Granted, it IS time for cake, sadly, the rats in the bakery ate it all
I wish we could all join for drinks and laughs
I wish we could all join for drinks and laughs
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted but we all laugh at your thinking one bottle of wine will do for us all.
I wish Paulus could riverdance.
I wish Paulus could riverdance.