Granted: but what you now have to read is E.L. James' newest trilogy "Fifty Shades of Pink": her adventures in failing to sort laundry.
I wish my headache would go away.
Granted gladly... but now you must accede to my wish!!
I wish to be on a beach on a tropical island with Talia feeding me fresh fruit and long, chilled drinks
Granted, the fruit on the island is ripe, free of bugs and you don't have sunburn, but you're not on that island anymore
I wish,life was less complicated
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted - but you must sing "If life seems jolly rotten ... " once every hour, every day
I wish people would "laugh and smile and dance and sing" much more than they do
Granted - but you're a gay s & m addict with an aggressive personality disorder.
I wish I had been able to sleep for another couple of hours last night
Granted - but it doesn't work in retrospect!
Hope I sleep better tonight ...
Granted - but you sleep through the whole day, too, and forget to buy your lottery ticket. All of your numbers come up and you miss out on a multi-million pounds fortune!
I wish I hadn't said that...
Granted... then you realise it was your numbers that would have won
Wishing that we'll have a sunny summer
Granted, in 2023
I wish I had rye bread and gouda cheese
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted - but the cheese is fifteen years old and the bread a month old
I wish I could undo some of my mistakes.
Granted, you're a redhead now
I wish I could write a new limerick
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted, but this time your wish came true
I wish I had better wishes
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
granted you think of a number of wonderful wishes to make but now you are out of wishes
i wish it would stop all this raining
Granted, it's snowing instead
I wish paperwork wasn't necessary anymore
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
granted - but your personal hygiene suffers terribly
I wish I had someone to talk to right now as my dog's not talking to me...
Granted, the first of your fifty mandatory daily sessions with Dr Phil starts in an hour
I wish Dr Phil had hair
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
granted he now has long flowing hair but he now calls himself dr. phyllis
i wish i didn't need to go grocery shopping
granted, you have been initiated into a tribe of namibian bushmen
I wish I didn't need to trim my hair once in a while
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
granted you are now completely bald
wish i was in the uk
Granted: but the wish grantor is dyslexic and you find yourself at KU (Kansas University)
I wish it was time for CAKE!!
Granted, it IS time for cake, sadly, the rats in the bakery ate it all
I wish we could all join for drinks and laughs
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted but we all laugh at your thinking one bottle of wine will do for us all.
I wish Paulus could riverdance.
