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double post!
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Quote by authorised1960


Granted - but it's in the style of the 1970s


I wish Paul would not make it so easy for me to give him horrible wishes


Granted, but now you have to grant three wishes to each of us




I wish I had a ferrari
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted; your very own ferrari


i wish for a chocolate cake for breakfast
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Granted - but it's the size of Texas...

I wish I was eighteen again
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Granted, but you'll have lost all memories beyond that age




I wish I could live long enough, to witness world peace
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - you are now 7382 years old

I wish I could find something worth a small fortune at the car boot sale in the morning
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Granted, but it'll cost you a little more than a small fortune to obtain it



I wish I wasn't 7382 years old yet
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but your real age just trebled

I wish that music wasn't the food of love: I'm starving!
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Granted: but now sea urchin is the food of love.

I wish I had the chicken parm sandwich the guy sitting in front of me is eating.
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granted - but the bread is a week old and stale


I wish people would be nicer to one another
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Granted, but now you can't move around much anymore because everywhere you go, people want to hold you and hug you



I wish I could teleport
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but you teleport to the furthest edge of the galaxy where you can't teleport back from

I wish all the things that are bad for you weren't...
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Quote by authorised1960


Granted - but you teleport to the furthest edge of the galaxy where you can't teleport back from

I wish all the things that are bad for you weren't...
Ah, that's a smart one....

Granted, but you're locked away, so you won't be able to share in my happiness and wealth





I wish I could travel and visit all my friends
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but you never have anywhere to call home again.

I wish I could afford to run a car again...
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Granted, but it's a bobbycar


I wish I was a succesful painter
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted but all your fans are blind.

I wish It could rain ice cream.
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granted but it's raining rocky road and those nuts are hurting your head

i wish it was summer
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Granted - but you have polymorphic light eruption (sun allergy!) and have to stay indoors

I wish I was nicer to Ginger... ()
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granted..... but that might put a kink in the game

i wish i had someone here to do my housework
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Granted, but he does it in chinese


I wish I had more coke
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted..... but it's flat and tasteless

i wish i spoke chinese.... the houseboy is doing it all wrong .... heehee
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Granted, you now speak Mandarin, but the houseboy is Cantonese


I wish I was scubadiving in the on the westpoint of Curacao
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but you get attacked by a swarm of midget jellyfish who hound you until you leave the water.

I wish I knew what was coming next...
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You do - and it is always Ginger with a zinger!!


I wish I were more organized.
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Granted - but you are so busy being organised that you never get anything done!

I wish I had not put the weight back on that I shed a couple of years ago
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granted, you gain twice as much as you shed... so srry

i wish it wasn't raining today
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granted, but there will be a severe sandstorm later today



I wish my budgie would learn to talk
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but nobody else will talk to you either!

I wish my football (soccer) team were not on such a poor run of form (seven straight defeats!!!)
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Granted, the won't loose again, they're dissolved




I wish all hooligans from now on could only hurt and damage themselves
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted - but as the leader of a gang of geriatric hooligans you are constantly being beaten-up

I wish I wasn't such a smart-ass (sometimes )