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Ghostreader
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Granted. It'll be more macabre then ever.


I wish Paulus teach me how to meet a nice woman
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Granted. It'll be more macabre then ever.


I wish Paulus teach me how to meet a nice woman


Granted - he introduces you to the most gorgeous and desirable woman on the planet Venus... who also refuses to date you!

I wish GR didn't make it so easy to wind him up
ginger86
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granted but now ghostie winds himself up

i wish for a dozen more wishes
paulus
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Granted, but all the genies are exhausted from you so this is the last one they'll do for the coming 75 years.

I wish I had my own fairy godparents
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Ghostreader
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Granted, they dust you with their pixie dust to turn you into a real boy


I wish for some new books to read sad
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Granted - but they are all written in Swahili

I wish I could turn back the clock to when I was thirty years old...
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Granted - but they are all written in Swahili

I wish I could turn back the clock to when I was thirty years old...
Granted, but all you've experienced and learned since that day is erased from your memory, so you'll probably end up right where you are now again.

I wish women were easier to comprehend
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - and you become not only the richest person who ever lived or ever will live but also a magnet for every single woman on the planet!!!

I wish a certain someone would get the message and just piss off!
AriesDragon
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Granted... they got the message but read it wrong. Now they think you wish to be pissed off more than ever.

I wish more people would join the forums and not be put off by those that monopolise them.
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Granted... they got the message but read it wrong. Now they think you wish to be pissed off more than ever.

I wish more people would join the forums and not be put off by those that monopolise them.



Granted - but so many new people join the forums that THEY monopolise them and you can no longer get a look in.

I wish I could un-meet certain people who have had a negative impact on my life...
ginger86
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granted,,,,,,,, they call it block

i wish all people here could just quit all the crap here and just have fun
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Don't we all...

I will grant your wish, although it may take some time before it comes into effect...

I wish Ginger really WAS ginger

Hi honey
ginger86
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granted... i will dye my hair red...... when pigs fly


i wish it was summer already

hi andy
Ghostreader
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Granted summer is just around the corner waiting on you.


I wish someone would make me a homemade dinner
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Granted - but it is left-overs from the previous week's meals...

I wish it was lighter in the mornings...
AnnaMayZing
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Granted but it gets heavier in the afternoons.


I wish I had more time to write.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Mendalla
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Granted but you're locked in a bedroom with a nurse who is your "biggest fan" hoiding an axe

I wish my back would stop hurting

Attending a wedding reception as "cover" for a friend opens the door to some revelations and discoveries.

Plus One - "Not What It Looks Like" comp THIRD PLACE!!

SassyBunny
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Granted ... but now your stuck in the traction chair

I wish it was October 🎃
AnnaMayZing
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Granted but Halloween is cancelled for Trick or Treating!

I wish I could be published.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Dreamcatcher
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Granted... but your book has been banned from shelves.

I wish I could read Anna's book.
AnnaMayZing
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Granted but you can't find your spectacles so have to use an eyeglass!

I wish I could go to Germany. 😢



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Dreamcatcher
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Granted... but you are signed up to sing and dance on tables in a biergarten.

I wish I owned an island.
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Granted, you own an island - but sadly, it is now underwater.

I wish there was an English language bookstore in my city.
AnnaMayZing
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Granted but they only speak English. All the books are in French!

I wish I owned a Motorhome (RV).



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Dreamcatcher
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Granted... but it's electric and you have to charge it every 30 feet.

I wish I could start over.
Unknown User
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Granted, now you're a new born and can't do anything for yourself.

I wish I could dance the tango.
AnnaMayZing
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Granted but you have to permanently wear an orange T-shirt emblazoned with "I've been Tango'd!"



I wish I could fly.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Unknown User
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Granted, but because your right wing is very dominant, all you can do is flutter around in a counter clockwise circle.

I wish the rare camera I want would come up for sale again soon.
AnnaMayZing
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Granted but the film for it is no longer available.

I wish I could speak German.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

SassyBunny
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Granted ... but now no one knows what you’re talking about

I wish someone would rake all these leaves