Spoil my Wish

9 Jan 2016

Granted. It'll be more macabre then ever.

I wish Paulus teach me how to meet a nice woman

9 Jan 2016

Quote by Ghostreader
Granted. It'll be more macabre then ever.

I wish Paulus teach me how to meet a nice woman

Granted - he introduces you to the most gorgeous and desirable woman on the planet Venus... who also refuses to date you!

I wish GR didn't make it so easy to wind him up icon_biggrin

9 Jan 2016

granted but now ghostie winds himself up

i wish for a dozen more wishes

9 Jan 2016

Granted, but all the genies are exhausted from you so this is the last one they'll do for the coming 75 years.

I wish I had my own fairy godparents

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

10 Jan 2016

Granted, they dust you with their pixie dust to turn you into a real boy icon_biggrin

I wish for some new books to read sad

10 Jan 2016

Granted - but they are all written in Swahili

I wish I could turn back the clock to when I was thirty years old...

10 Jan 2016

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Granted - but they are all written in Swahili

I wish I could turn back the clock to when I was thirty years old...

Granted, but all you've experienced and learned since that day is erased from your memory, so you'll probably end up right where you are now again.

I wish women were easier to comprehend

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

10 Jan 2016

Granted - and you become not only the richest person who ever lived or ever will live but also a magnet for every single woman on the planet!!!

I wish a certain someone would get the message and just piss off!

11 Jan 2016

Granted... they got the message but read it wrong. Now they think you wish to be pissed off more than ever.

I wish more people would join the forums and not be put off by those that monopolise them.

11 Jan 2016

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Granted... they got the message but read it wrong. Now they think you wish to be pissed off more than ever.

I wish more people would join the forums and not be put off by those that monopolise them.

Granted - but so many new people join the forums that THEY monopolise them and you can no longer get a look in.

I wish I could un-meet certain people who have had a negative impact on my life...

12 Jan 2016

granted,,,,,,,, they call it block

i wish all people here could just quit all the crap here and just have fun

12 Jan 2016

Don't we all...

I will grant your wish, although it may take some time before it comes into effect...

I wish Ginger really WAS ginger

Hi honey hello2

14 Jan 2016

granted... i will dye my hair red...... when pigs fly laughing3

i wish it was summer already

hi andy hello2

14 Jan 2016

Granted summer is just around the corner waiting on you.

I wish someone would make me a homemade dinner

15 Jan 2016

Granted - but it is left-overs from the previous week's meals...

I wish it was lighter in the mornings...

29 Sep 2019

Granted but it gets heavier in the afternoons.

I wish I had more time to write.

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

6 Feb 2020

Granted but you're locked in a bedroom with a nurse who is your "biggest fan" hoiding an axe

I wish my back would stop hurting

Halloween looms and my annual story is here. Is it a trick? Or a treat? Let me know.

Grace of Bigelow Street | Stories Space

29 Sep 2020

Granted ... but now your stuck in the traction chair

I wish it was October 🎃

30 Sep 2020

Granted but Halloween is cancelled for Trick or Treating!

I wish I could be published.

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

30 Sep 2020

Granted... but your book has been banned from shelves.

I wish I could read Anna's book.

1 Oct 2020

Granted but you can't find your spectacles so have to use an eyeglass!

I wish I could go to Germany. 😢

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

1 Oct 2020

Granted... but you are signed up to sing and dance on tables in a biergarten.

I wish I owned an island.

2 Oct 2020

Granted, you own an island - but sadly, it is now underwater.

I wish there was an English language bookstore in my city.

2 Oct 2020

Granted but they only speak English. All the books are in French!

I wish I owned a Motorhome (RV).

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

2 Oct 2020

Granted... but it's electric and you have to charge it every 30 feet.

I wish I could start over.

3 Oct 2020

Granted, now you're a new born and can't do anything for yourself.

I wish I could dance the tango.

3 Oct 2020

Granted but you have to permanently wear an orange T-shirt emblazoned with "I've been Tango'd!"

I wish I could fly.

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

4 Oct 2020

Granted, but because your right wing is very dominant, all you can do is flutter around in a counter clockwise circle.

I wish the rare camera I want would come up for sale again soon.

4 Oct 2020

Granted but the film for it is no longer available.

I wish I could speak German.

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

6 Oct 2020

Granted ... but now no one knows what you’re talking about

I wish someone would rake all these leaves