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Spoil my Wish

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Granted - but you spend so much time catching-up with all the things you couldn't do while you were at work that you need another week off work to recover, which pisses-off your boss and he/she fires you.

I wish I was a nicer person
Lynara
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granted but you had no friends

I wish that nothing will ever go wrong
Ghostreader
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Granted For the rest of your life, everything you touch and do will be perfect.

I wish for nothing
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Quote by Lynara
granted but you had no friends

I wish that nothing will ever go wrong


Granted - but you become so bored - and boring - that life becomes one long chore, day after endlessly perfect day...

I wish Lynara in her world of perfection
Unknown User
Granted but it is perfection by definition of a five year old.
Ghostreader
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Granted, whatever your wish was but won't tell no one what it was

I wish for nothing
Guest
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Granted - but everybody ignores you from this moment on...

I wish GR would reconsider his last wish
Unknown User
Granted he now wishes it would rain anchovies.

I wish I had long hair again.
ginger86
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granted.... but it's under your arms

i wish it would stop raining
Ghostreader
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Granted, it'll sunny for the rest of your life.

I wish for nothing
Guest
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I wish GR would stop being a twat and play the game properly!!!

If you can't, DON'T POST!!!
Kiera
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I plead the 5th lol

Hey Andy

I wish people would not shouty cap
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Granted - but they use BOLD instead

I wish I was earning more money selling on the market...

Hi Miss K!
Kiera
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Granted but the money you earned was counterfeit.

I wish I had another vanilla latte

Hi Andy
Ghostreader
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Granted, it's homemade


I wish I haven't dislocated my shoulder for the first time sad
Guest
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Granted but now you dislocated your BIG toe!

I wish I could visit Disneyland
Ghostreader
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Granted, your a kid again


I wish the river hasn't wash the road out sad
Guest
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Granted.... but now you are stuck at the top of a snowy mountain. You should call a fireman for rescue.

I wish I was a bird so I can fly where ever I want too.
ginger86
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granted... but it is a homing pigeon i gave you and it will only fly you to my home.

i wish everyone a merry christmas
Ghostreader
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Granted on so many levels

I wish I had someone to spend christmas and new years with sad
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Granted: your home is invaded by a flock of amorous sheep who all want to sleep with you...

I wish for better things in 2016
paulus
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Granted, period! A wish I refuse to spoil.

I wish I had a neverending supply of firewood
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Ghostreader
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Granted, your woodpile goes on after your lifetime

I wish my log cabin is finish by next month sad
paulus
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Granted, but all the roads to it get washed away by extreme weather


I wish I never had to worry about money again
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by paulus
Granted, but all the roads to it get washed away by extreme weather


I wish I never had to worry about money again


Granted - you are given a whole-life prison sentence for a crime you did not commit so you never have to worry about money - or anything else for that matter - ever again

I wish I could find the energy and will to write again...
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Granted ... Your hand begins to pen an endless novel without rest, leaving you with little time for anything else.

I wish I could teleport anywhere on the planet ...
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Granted - you materialise in the in the hub of a human effluent treatment plant, where, due to a teleporter malfunction, you become permanently trapped.

I wish I could finish the endless novel Colowriter had me writing...
ginger86
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granted... you both die and novel is finished, unless .... you are ghost writers

i wish i had ingredients for a nice clam chowder
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Not sure why I had to die ... so granted - you have all the ingredients to make the most amazing clam chowder anyone has ever made since humans figured out how to cook clams. However, your stove is broken and you have to cook it in the microwave which turns it into some sort of gelatinous goo.

I wish I was mistaken for dead and not in the effluent treatment plant
paulus
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Granted, you are mistaken for dead and stored in a stainless steel drawer in the freezer of the city morgue.

I wish the wishes weren't so macabre.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"