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Granted - but now you are so hyperactive that you have to be tied to a chair to get you to be still fro a while.

Hmm, I wish I could be with AD while she's tied to a chair...
meredith
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Granted - however you are also tied up in a chair across a tennis court from AD.

Wish I had some venison steaks in the freezer.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
paulus
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Granted, but after five years, it is so deteriorated, you wouldn't even feed it to the dog.


I wish I had a nice cup of coffee
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
AriesDragon
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you do, but you forgot where you put it

I wish I wasn't so forgetful
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Granted, but you keep making the same post on the same thread on SS every day for the rest of your life...

I wish AD rapid memory improvement
ginger86
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granted but she remembers you are a butt hole and won't have anything to do with you

i wish my kk was around more
Guest
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KK was around ,but was so busy you didnt get to spend any time with them.

I wish I lived closer to the city.
ginger86
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granted, you are a bag lady, living on the streets of the city

i wish i knew simmie better
Guest
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granted.... but disappointment is just around the corner....

I wish I could just get to Ginger!


Hi Ginge! Luv ya!
Guest
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Granted...but Ginger lives HIGH UP on a hill, and a bear chases you and almost eats you.

I wish we all could have a HUGE pizza party in here.
Guest
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Granted... but nobody turns up because YOU put the wrong date on the invites

I wish official 'red-tape' wasn't so damn infuriating!!!!
ginger86
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granted, they now use orange tape

i wish i was there to help my kk
Guest
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Granted - that's one wish I'll never spoil!

I wish I could visit West Virginia 😉
Ghostreader
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Granted - A wish that will come true tomorrow morning

I wish I could make Ginger giggle and blush at the same time
Guest
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Not granted, because that's what I'll be doing when I see her tomorrow! 😉

I wish I could find my passport before tomorrow!
Ghostreader
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Granted because you need it tomorrow.

I wish people can stop being rude
ginger86
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granted but they are all obnoxious

wish someone would fix my dinner
Ghostreader
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Granted because I'm making it right now


I wish I knew how to be a good friend to Ginger
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I can not spoil that wish as it is such a wonderful wish, and Ghostreader has been such a very special forums participant.

I wish Ghostreader knew how to be a good friend to Ginger.
Ghostreader
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Granted. Because Ginger is to sweet


I wish Tiger can change out of his tiger skin and be a real boy :P
ginger86
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granted, he is now dennis the menace

i wish i was in the uk with my babes, kk
Ghostreader
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Granted, because you need your babies -@


I wish I can visit all my friends on my friend list.
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Granted, but they are ALL aliens from outer space.

I wish I had a room full of kittens, they are SO CUTE when they are small.
meredith
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Granted, but they turn out to be Lynx Kittens a shred your furniture upholstery.

I wish I had gotten my pilots license.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Not granted, because we already have Superman flying around already


I wish I could wish upon a shooting star so Justine can entangle her sweet fate for the best
ginger86
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granted but the shooting star you wished upon was actually a flying saucer and the alien's saw you out there wishing,swooped down and picked you up to take you back to their planet and you are now in their zoo, on display in their petting area, since they found you to be so friendly.

i wish the thunder storms and rain would move on out, 3 days now.
Ghostreader
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Wish not granted because your still on fire -@


I wish I can draw Ginger lovely smile for all to see
Guest
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Granted but you KEEP drawing, on walls, on every piece of paper you can find and just keep on drawing FOREVER!!!



I wish I could adopt all the homeless kittens in the world.
Guest
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I wish you could too sweetheart but then I will be the one who has to tell you, you do not have enough food for them. I'm sorry "sugar."

I wish people would always share their food with someone else who has none...or next to none.
Ghostreader
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Granted, I even give the list little tiny bit of food to my name to those who needs it.


I wish I had a kitty to cuddle with