Granted, it was only used once, by that Texas guy, so it might still be a bit bloody
I wish I didn't forget to wish all the time
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted and you get arrested because they think your imitating the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Wish it would warm up
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
granted! it's now 110 in the shade
i wish i hadn't stubbed my toe rushing to get the phone
Granted, but when you got to the phone it was the police saying your car had been involved in a bank raid.
I wish I could get my bum off this chair.
Hi Ginger
Granted, but you put in to much corn, so now your house is completely filled up with popcorn
I wish I could have some of that popcorn
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted and you gain 40lbs
wish the day goes smooth
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
I see no one wants to spoil that wish. However, your day went smoothly, but you were mistaken, and it was really better if your day had been lumpy.
I hope I can feel well enough to get to the office and take care of some crap.
Granted but when u get there u step in dog crap.
I wish everyone would stop picking on my poor pizza cooking abilities
Granted but nobody asks you for pizza anymore.
I wish I lived in interesting times.
Granted, you do live in interesting times, just watch the news.....
I wish, times weren't that interesting
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted and they move in with you
Wish CMU wasn't full of jerks
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
CMU? Is that Pittsburgh? Granted, it's filled with very kind and loving people. They're all members of a sect though, wearing orange and red, singing and chanting all day and declaring their love to who ever wants to listen.
I wish the lovely ladies here would sing us a song
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted and some sing high enough your glasses shatter
Wish the fog would lift
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Granted, but your glasses are dirty and the stuff won't come off, so you still can't see a thing.
I wish I had a cup of coffee
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Your wish is granted, but the coffee is cold.
I wish Mila Kunis was sitting on my lap giving me a big hug. (try to make that true and bad, I do not think so)
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Granted, but when you give Mila a kiss, your wife catches you in the act and you have to run for dear life because she comes after you with her rolling pin.
I wish I could watch that from a safe distance
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
granted... you watch it on youtube but the quality is very bad and so small
i wish i wasn't eating left overs tonight but to tired to cook
Granted, Roland's cat ate all the leftovers, your fridge is completely empty.
I wish I could watch a nice movie
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted but it's in pidgin swahili
Wish didn't have back to back meetings this weekend at CMU
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Granted but now it works well enough to take off wallpaper
Wish I could avoid the meeting tomorrow night
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Granted. You've caught the highly contagious Simulatus Somsicnus and have to remain in quarantine for the duration of the weekend.
I wish the weather would improve
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted and can't spoil that one
Wish humidity would break
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Granted it took a 5 min break then came back
Wish they would make more Lord of the Rings films
Granted, there now is a Monty Python version, with John Gleese as Gandalf, Terry Gilliam and Eric Idle as Hobbits and Micheal Palin and Terry Jones as Dwarves
I wish that was true
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
instead.
