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Granted, there now is a Monty Python version, with John Gleese as Gandalf, Terry Gilliam and Eric Idle as Hobbits and Micheal Palin and Terry Jones as Dwarves
I wish that was true
ROFLMAO
@ Andy granted you are now a hobbit in the Monty Python LOTR new film directed by Paul
I wish I could be an elf in Pauls LOTR film
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Granted, you can be Galadriel. I have to warn you though, in this version she falls in love with Sauron, a role played by none other than the ghost of Marty Feldman...
I wish I knew a way to make those love scenes work...
I wish I knew a way to make those love scenes work...
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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LOL awsome I think Galadriel is awsome and Souron is misunderstood and just needs a woman to love him 
Granted but in order to do so you must possess the ring of power which drives you mad and makes even Gollum look sane.
I wish my Ginger could have a starring role in Pauls Monty Python LOTR movie.
Granted but in order to do so you must possess the ring of power which drives you mad and makes even Gollum look sane.
I wish my Ginger could have a starring role in Pauls Monty Python LOTR movie.
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Granted, I was still looking for someone to play Eowyn, daughter of Eomund, Lady of Rohan. In the original she would fall for Aragorn, in this version, she and Smeagoll/Gollem become a loving couple and she will give him three kids before the end of the film. Her loving hubby will be played by this character:
I wish he wasn't too handsome for the part
I wish he wasn't too handsome for the part
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted... but why did you post an old picture of you
i wish paul would play nice
i wish paul would play nice
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Granted, you're even twice as nice now but... you can't escape from all those people, that cling to you all day long, because you're so nice
I wish Monty Python Really would remake LOTR
I wish Monty Python Really would remake LOTR
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted but i finished them for you and they made no sense so you have to rewrite them from scratch
i wish for world peace and a chocolate cake
i wish for world peace and a chocolate cake
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Granted, the world fell to pieces, so no more war, and you survived on a enormous piece of chocolate cake, floating through outer space....
I wish you'd share that cake
I wish you'd share that cake
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, you're stranded on that piece of cake too
I wish Ginger didn't blow up our lovely planet
I wish Ginger didn't blow up our lovely planet
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, but it was right after the pie fight you and Paul had.
I wish I had one of those pies before the fight.....
I wish I had one of those pies before the fight.....
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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granted, the piece of pie that hit you face by accident started that fight
I wish, stories space included teleportation portals, so I could beam myself to Andy for a piece of pie
I wish, stories space included teleportation portals, so I could beam myself to Andy for a piece of pie
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted but we are all only here for your pies...they look delicious
Hi Andy
I wish I had tickets to the Grand Prix in Canada tomorrow.
Hi Andy
I wish I had tickets to the Grand Prix in Canada tomorrow.
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You do, but being in England, you still can't go.
I wish my nail polish didn't wear off so quickly.
I wish my nail polish didn't wear off so quickly.
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Granted, but it's only steak from cows that had Mad Cow disease".
I wish I could get another buck during Deer Season this year.
I wish I could get another buck during Deer Season this year.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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granted.... here's another buck... i prettied it up for you
i wish my internet wasn't screwy
i wish my internet wasn't screwy
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Granted, your internet's completely gone now...
I wish money like that was accepted in Germany
Hi Ginger
I wish money like that was accepted in Germany
Hi Ginger
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted but it is so easy to counterfeit that soon your economy is wrecked
i wish i was at the beach
hi paul
i wish i was at the beach
hi paul
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granted--- they're done in a flash but all wrong
i wish there was ice cream
i wish there was ice cream
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There is, but it's all melted
I wish I wasn't so tired all the time
I wish I wasn't so tired all the time