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Granted, now you live in a world populated by miniature-sized Monty Python members who constantly re-enact their most famous sketches...

Iwish I had something more productive to add to this thread
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Granted, there now is a Monty Python version, with John Gleese as Gandalf, Terry Gilliam and Eric Idle as Hobbits and Micheal Palin and Terry Jones as Dwarves




I wish that was true


ROFLMAO

@ Andy granted you are now a hobbit in the Monty Python LOTR new film directed by Paul

I wish I could be an elf in Pauls LOTR film
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Granted, you can be Galadriel. I have to warn you though, in this version she falls in love with Sauron, a role played by none other than the ghost of Marty Feldman...



I wish I knew a way to make those love scenes work...
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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LOL awsome I think Galadriel is awsome and Souron is misunderstood and just needs a woman to love him

Granted but in order to do so you must possess the ring of power which drives you mad and makes even Gollum look sane.

I wish my Ginger could have a starring role in Pauls Monty Python LOTR movie.
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Granted, I was still looking for someone to play Eowyn, daughter of Eomund, Lady of Rohan. In the original she would fall for Aragorn, in this version, she and Smeagoll/Gollem become a loving couple and she will give him three kids before the end of the film. Her loving hubby will be played by this character:


I wish he wasn't too handsome for the part
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted... but why did you post an old picture of you

i wish paul would play nice
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Granted... but he is even more nauseatingly nice than he already was...

I wish I was half as nice as really very nice, bless him, Paul...
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Granted, you're even twice as nice now but... you can't escape from all those people, that cling to you all day long, because you're so nice


I wish Monty Python Really would remake LOTR
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted - but the producers STILL won't give you a role...

I wish my stories were all finished...
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granted but i finished them for you and they made no sense so you have to rewrite them from scratch

i wish for world peace and a chocolate cake
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Granted, the world fell to pieces, so no more war, and you survived on a enormous piece of chocolate cake, floating through outer space....




I wish you'd share that cake
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted... but all you have to eat for the next fifteen years, seven months, three weeks and four days is increasingly disgusting chocolate cake...


I wish that didn't make me laugh!!
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Granted, you're stranded on that piece of cake too



I wish Ginger didn't blow up our lovely planet
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, but you are now exiled to a Pacific island just one mile square and 2000 miles from human habitation

I wish you could all see the delicious apple pies I have just baked...
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Granted, but it was right after the pie fight you and Paul had.

I wish I had one of those pies before the fight.....
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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granted, the piece of pie that hit you face by accident started that fight


I wish, stories space included teleportation portals, so I could beam myself to Andy for a piece of pie
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted... welcome to my home



I wish I was really, really good at something...
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I wish this thread wasn't disappearing into the dark abyss...
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Granted but we are all only here for your pies...they look delicious

Hi Andy

I wish I had tickets to the Grand Prix in Canada tomorrow.
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You do, but being in England, you still can't go.

I wish my nail polish didn't wear off so quickly.
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granted but you hate the color

i wish the ocean wasn't too wide to swim
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Granted - but it becomes a stinky, detritus-filled, scum-covered impassable pond instead...

I wish Ginger would come and have a beer with me... along with Kiera
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Granted but Kiera brings pizza which she cooked and you eat and then you spend 5 days in ER with food poisoning ...

I wish I could get steak as a prescription item on the NHS.
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Granted, but it's only steak from cows that had Mad Cow disease".

I wish I could get another buck during Deer Season this year.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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granted.... here's another buck... i prettied it up for you





i wish my internet wasn't screwy
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Granted, your internet's completely gone now...



I wish money like that was accepted in Germany


Hi Ginger
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted but it is so easy to counterfeit that soon your economy is wrecked

i wish i was at the beach

hi paul
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Granted... but it's on a desert island and there's no ice cream for sale there...

I wish it didn't take so damn long for things to get done...
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granted--- they're done in a flash but all wrong

i wish there was ice cream
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There is, but it's all melted

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time