Computer - man trying to make her understand him
Logic - Some thing men don't understand women are full off.
Crocodile - A corrupt tele salesman
Elephant - an ant that can't spell eleven
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Pumpkin - A tool used when someone in your family deflates.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Theory - Something only works on paper and can't be practically applied
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
piste - French for 'drunk'
cockle - mess-up everything
pasty - decline a cup of the beverage
German - an infectious male
buttercup - a receptacle made from a dairy product
strawberry jam - a snarl-up of strawberries (and other fruits)
corset - a group of apple cores
dawn chorus - a choir of ladies named Dawn
teetotal - the number of tees on a golf course
Important: smuggling an ant from one Country to another via pants.
Donkey: the key to the house of a maffiaboss
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Speculate - Late delivery of ones ocular glasses and/or a really rubbish courier company.
Magnetron - an atractive guy named Ron
microwave - an almost unnoticable handmovement
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Hammer - a woman who runs a pig farm and mass produces ham
placate - the eighth plaque
antic - a parasite specific to ants
procure - a solution for professionals
cinder - did her wrong
saddle - an unhappy group of people
personable - someone competent
desire - an angry person named Dee
Cabbage - Money
Potatoes - Change in your pocket
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Cutlass - Scottisch for female surgeon
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Coffer — One who coughs
Coffee — One who is coughed upon
Logic - see above the definition of Theory
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Easter - further to the east
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Conference - Bunch of criminals plotting a crime
Conference Room - Jail Cell
Hijack - Jill's friend Jack on crack
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
caustic - invoke an involuntary twitch
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Liability : A desired political trait
IPad - a bandage for ones eye
Etc. An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.
Nitrate. The price after sundown.
Herpes- her little round veggie things
Balance - a jousting ball
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Carrot : Rust on a vehicle
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
pomegranate - Australian term for English Granite
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