Computer - man trying to make her understand him
Logic - Some thing men don't understand women are full off.
Crocodile - A corrupt tele salesman
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Elephant - an ant that can't spell eleven
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Pumpkin - A tool used when someone in your family deflates.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Theory - Something only works on paper and can't be practically applied
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
piste - French for 'drunk'
cockle - mess-up everything
pasty - decline a cup of the beverage
German - an infectious male
buttercup - a receptacle made from a dairy product
strawberry jam - a snarl-up of strawberries (and other fruits)
corset - a group of apple cores
dawn chorus - a choir of ladies named Dawn
teetotal - the number of tees on a golf course
cockle - mess-up everything
pasty - decline a cup of the beverage
German - an infectious male
buttercup - a receptacle made from a dairy product
strawberry jam - a snarl-up of strawberries (and other fruits)
corset - a group of apple cores
dawn chorus - a choir of ladies named Dawn
teetotal - the number of tees on a golf course
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Donkey: the key to the house of a maffiaboss
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Speculate - Late delivery of ones ocular glasses and/or a really rubbish courier company.
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Magnetron - an atractive guy named Ron
microwave - an almost unnoticable handmovement
microwave - an almost unnoticable handmovement
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Hammer - a woman who runs a pig farm and mass produces ham
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Cabbage - Money
Potatoes - Change in your pocket
Potatoes - Change in your pocket
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Cutlass - Scottisch for female surgeon
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Coffer — One who coughs
Coffee — One who is coughed upon
Coffee — One who is coughed upon
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Coffer — One who coughs
Coffee — One who is coughed upon
Love that was going to do Coffin one but I am still learning what one can and cant't do here and i didn't want my 
Wine - someone who complains a lot
cocktail - a feathered male chicken's tail
Worship - Something men should do for all women
Women - Superior in every way
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Logic - see above the definition of Theory
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Handsome - give me a few
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Easter - further to the east
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Conference - Bunch of criminals plotting a crime
Conference Room - Jail Cell
Conference Room - Jail Cell
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Hijack - Jill's friend Jack on crack
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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caustic - invoke an involuntary twitch
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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IPad - a bandage for ones eye
Etc. An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.
Nitrate. The price after sundown.
Etc. An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.
Nitrate. The price after sundown.
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Polygon: Dead parrot.
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Cannibal. Someone who is fed up with people.
Hey CD
Hey CD
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Herpes- her little round veggie things
Balance - a jousting ball
Balance - a jousting ball
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Carrot : Rust on a vehicle
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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pomegranate - Australian term for English Granite