Always gets obsessed with the thoughts of virginity when watches an explicit movie
Allergic to roses!! (Go check is profile pics.)
He is actually a dog wearing a mask. His name is really snoopy.
Reb's body is made of ALL FUNNY BONES!!
pretends to be a lawyer in the kitchen
Roasted a turkey using flame thrower last Thanksgiving.
That cup of tea in his avatar has blood in it. I heard on the grapevine, he's a vampire, but a nice friendly one, like Angel, but not as wet.
Is actually bald and uses long wigs.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Often gets confused between postman and fireman
Hopes they make a sequel to Dirty Dancing soon, he is ready.
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
Wakes up every morning in a retro cartoon way where everything has a face and talks in a high pitched voice and the sun says, "wake up, CK! It's a bright new day!"
Thinks manga isn't a comic.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Is sure that Justin Bieber is a girl
He's always laughing because he's always farting, and who the hell doesn't find farts funny?
failed in 3rd grade 23 times
He greatly enjoys the sound of empty boats crashing down waterfalls.
Is so enchanting, she could seduce a table leg.
(Aww so nice)
Your guitars are woefully out of tune and make the neighborhood cats swoon.
Secretly wears a Pittsburgh Steeler Jersey when home alone.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Secretly has a collection of floppy discs he refuses to discard.
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