Hey, I represent that remark! I'm actually a square peg XD
Thodin uses Extract of Viking to get his hair like that. It's in limited supply, so he has to go easy on it, so it doesn't all run out.
Always looking to fit into a round hole.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Is about to replace Bear Grylls from Man Vs Wild
A river of coffee flows through his living room.
dreams of purple elephants and orange horses..
Turns into a beautiful girl on every third friday of the month
He still reads shampoo labels whilst relieving his bowels.
Thinks sticking his finger in an electrical socket is a good way to style his hair.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Roland was dis-qualified from the US Men's Olympic Skeleton team for using a real skeleton!
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Every time he hit a home run, he broke someone's teeth
banned from playing duck duck goose
He is still struggling to find the third gear of the car
He secretly enjoys flinging rice onto his neighbor's car.
often sits nude at bus stops...
Is the founder of the organization 'Kindness for Krocodiles'.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. was the inspiration for Spongebob Squarepants...
Watches lots of cartoons and identifies very strongly with Sponge Bob's pet snail, Gary
She has been planning a date with Patrick since her childhood
He is always winking because that particular eye looks eerily familiar to the eye of Sauran.
He celebrated halloween on christmas
Sends his evenings dancing in his apartment trying to get a routine down to impress Aria. Amy just covers her eyes in pity.
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Knows this because they're sharing.
