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snoop
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sings bass in an all boy's quartet
rolandlytle
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Was the voice for Simon in Alvin and the Chipmunks until being fired for making rude gestures at the director's daughter.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
rolandlytle
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Uses guitar strings to floss with. Plays well while cleaning his teeth.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Dreamcatcher
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His squinty eye is his good one..
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He really does catch dreams in his spare time. Once captured, he does battle with Freddy Kruger using only stand up comedy.
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Has a viking army of munchkins.
snoop
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tried to take her snowman into a sauna for a steam bath.
Dreamcatcher
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loves to ride his horses while clicking his tongue and yelling "Gidyap!!!"
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Tries his best to count ants running helter skelter on the floor of his kitchen in the midnight until the sun rises
rolandlytle
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Suffers from an intense case of coulrophobia.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Dreamcatcher
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has given names for every one of his chin whiskers..
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He simply walks into Mordor.
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thats not funny at all, thats terrifying
rolandlytle
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A huge fan of boy bands, especially the Jonas brothers.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
rolandlytle
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He will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Acts like Popeye when walks on the ice
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Loses his temper as soon as he sees someone picking their nose
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Knows this from experience.
snoop
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Secretly wants to be a train engineer so he can "Blow his own horn"
aussie_kitty77
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While he was a truck driver he was forever losing his keys
rolandlytle
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Gets dizzy every time she remembers she's standing upside-down.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Dreamcatcher
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thinks changing his underwear means turning them inside out..
Circle_Something
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Comes from Hook Coast (you'll get it if you've played Fable: The Lost Chapters, but if you haven't, the quote I'm thinking of and basing this on, is: "Hook Coast? Nobody goes there; nobody comes from there!" Said by an astonished passer-by when Hero is going to Hook Coast.)
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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Forgot his name on his first date
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His first word was "flabbergasted".
Circle_Something
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Quote by Laughmaster
Forgot his name on his first date


Actually, that is embarrassingly true.

Thodin strikes me as a pluviophile. That is, someone who finds peace in the rain.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=