Ginger likes to dress up as Sasquatch, to scare the crap out of cityfolk hiking in the woods
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Paul was banned from the local bierhaus for singing Abba songs in the men's room
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
SG used to get into heated arguments because he used to write Texas with an extra "s".
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Paul likes to wear high heels and dresses on Thursday's and goes by the name of Pauline...but only on Thursdays
she turned professional as a karaoke singer
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Ordered Chinese on Cinco de Mayo
Has a serious crush on Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
was sued by clairol for the constant hair colorings
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Was shot 11 times in the foot by his cat :P
Uses a ghostwriter for his Forum postings
Loves to jump from a tree
Stolw the laces from someone's shoes to hold up his trousers.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Shh! It's a little known fact that Paul is actually a middle-aged librarian named Doris who lives with her six cats, two parakeets, a Komodo Dragon, a sheep and several chickens in a local authority fifth-floor one-bedroom flat in Manchester, England. The male/German/Dutch thing is a ruse to put-off the international assassins who have been after her for sixty-eight years for stealing the recipe to Marmite...
You didn't hear it from me, okay?
Shhht... DOn't tell anyone, but Authorised1960 is my Komodo Dragon, who I've taught to type random nonsense on computers
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Is one of Paul's trained cuddly kittens
Been attack by said cuddle assassin kittys with cuddling attack
He still dress in baby cloths that his mother still make for him
GR still suffers from blisters in his mouth from his attempt to blow up a police car. The exhaust pipe was too hot.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
His neighbor, Hyacinthe Bucket, keeps inviting him over for one of her famous "Candle Light Dinners".
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Meredith is still trying to figure out, why people start saluting him, when he goes outside in his pijamas
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Still has claw marks on his calf's from all the kittens sharping their claws