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Kiera'a been pushed out of a perfectly working airplane before . Wonder why ?
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Ajax was the one who pushed me, but in a moment of remorse dived out the plane after me to save me and took the brunt of the fall when we landed on a pile of cacti.
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Speaking of cacti,, Yep kiera has killed a cactus before
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Speaking of cacti,, Yep kiera has killed a cactus before
LMAO that's true I did.
Ajax once got pooped on by a seagull cause he was too stubborn to move his arse away when a bloke started feeding them.
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lmao,
Kiera will never let me live down the fact that ive been crapped on by nasty bird . Cause some idiot had to go feeding them on the beach.
Kiera will never let me live down the fact that ive been crapped on by nasty bird . Cause some idiot had to go feeding them on the beach.
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Secretly enjoyed having a bird crap on his head
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she filled her sink with mud and planted grass
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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she filled her sink with mud and planted grass
He tried to convince me I needed to hire a gardener to take care of it.
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wears high heels in the shower
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Wears high heels in the shower. Nah, just army boots
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Offered to get me coffee afterI bought her breakfast at iHop - and then left me to pay for it 
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Was in the Men's Room so long I thought he ditched me.
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Is unsure whether unicorns are extinct or endangered.
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Likes drinking water from a collapsible cup
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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prefers water pistols
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Only likes black licorice.
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he never knocks lmao
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Leaves the toilet seat up.
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kills teddybears by squashing them into tea cups
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Can't die because he wears plaid.
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has to go back to the plant with regular intervals for maintenance on his robotronic circuitry
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Can not help himself from becoming cheerful and dancing around whenever he hears music from the Wizard of Oz.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Quote by rolandlytleActually, that is true... Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, there's a land that I've heard of, once in a lullaby..
Can not help himself from becoming cheerful and dancing around whenever he hears music from the Wizard of Oz.
Every saturday morning he recites all the lyrics from the "Anny get your gun" soundtrack.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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also that's a great movie song...
Is the author of the you tube double rainbow phenomenon.
Is the author of the you tube double rainbow phenomenon.
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taps dances in elevators to Muzak
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Perms his nose hair
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Is so impatient, she can't wait for me to come out of the men's room
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Faults me for crashing the men's room
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she wants to drink in the Napoleon Court Complex in the Louvre
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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she wants to drink in the Napoleon Court Complex in the Louvre
(But I cannot abide cognac)
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