Is Captain Hook and likes to lock Tink up in jars
Paul has all the complete box sets of Glee on dvd.
Secretly worships women who worship Corey Haim
He watches Barbarella every weekend.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Ginger trained that cat. The animal also does an amazing Bruce Lee impersonation.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
is secretly an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh
loves the feel of crushed flowers under her bare feet
Goes out to hunt for frogs on weekends and kisses each frog she catches to see, if he turns into a prince
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Owns a Dachshund named frankfurter.
Has a serious crush on miss piggy
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
He had gotten stuck on top of a rainbow. A unicorn had to get him down.
Believes that you can actually walk on the rainbow
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
He is a non believe of magic but believe on wearing peanut butter
Keeps a winged unicorn in her closet and when it's full moon, she takes on her elve shape and flies around on him all night
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
has to whistle along to his favorite songs because he's forgotten most of the words
Thinks an e-cigarette is how your avatar smokes.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Rubbed his left eye while yorking with superglue and looks like that since
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Is known to help out people in need, even if he does not know them personally.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. 
