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Once lost her bikini top when she dove in a pool. Four people had to be taken to the emergency room for dislocated jaws.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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was sued by Elsie Segar for copyright infringement for looking like Popeye
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Was discovered with my bikini top under his pillow
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was found going through my laundry
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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was spying on me going through his laundry
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Has a fetish for cream cheese and licorice ice cream..
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Loves women with a fetish
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Secretly plays all of Justin Bieber's music and sings along hoping his wife won't catch him posing in the mirror trying to look like Bieber
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Secretly plays all of Justin Bieber's music and sings along hoping his wife won't catch him posing in the mirror trying to look like Bieber
Didn't you notice? She was playing Selena Gomez..


Is always trying to walk out of his avatar picture
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Has to be careful when spelling wink on another game
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his favorite birds are robins, not wrens
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Tries to be her favorite song: Blue Eyes Crying in The Rain
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Was arrested once for impersonating Bluto to gain access to the buffet at Popeye's wedding
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Was arrested once for impersonating Bluto to gain access to the buffet at Popeye's wedding


Post a funny fact about the person above you! is the name of this one
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Was arrested once for impersonating Bluto to gain access to the buffet at Popeye's wedding


Post a funny fact about the person above you! is the name of this one


I thought is was pretty funny in an unusual fact sort of way.

Has a pair of clown shoes under his bed.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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smokes aroma therapy candles
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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makes aromatherapy candles
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Aries loves to be au natural and thus has never ever shaved her armpits or her legs
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Kiera has a passion for plaiting armpit hair...
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AriesDragon is an expert on grooming and coloring armpit hair
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Paul knows a surprising amount about AriesDragon personal affairs
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Paul knows a surprising amount about AriesDragon personal affairs
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Paul like to be patriotic and dye his moustache orange
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Alan has very quick fingers, a skill he learnt whilst at secretarial collage
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Aries isn't a Dragon at all
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AriesDragon has no modern bathroom, she has an elephant in in her backyard and showers Flintstone style
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Aries isn't a Dragon at all
wrong, she actually is one.


Alan doesn't type, he yells at his computer and the poor thing is so scared, it randomly generates funny forumposts
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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he used to have dreadlocks until the ones in his moustashe were so large he couldn't get to his mouth
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he used to have dreadlocks until the ones in his moustashe were so large he couldn't get to his mouth

I did have an afro once, but that's very long ago



Has a secret affair with a yeti that lives on the summit of Kilimanjaro
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Paul once did a bungee jump over a lake full of half starved pyranha's and they could sure the hell jump and ate his nose.