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is a great person to talk to and is very interesting in a good way
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She secretly wishes she was English 
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Secretly wishes he was Aussie
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Ironically, is allergic to tulips
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Wears a bright pink tutu to bed...
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Is a secret ballet and tap dancer
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Is actually a state educated wallaby.
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Tries to teach english to wallabies
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Teaches German to wallabies.
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Love Nicolas Sparks like me
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I do.
Is allergic to her flowers.
Is allergic to her flowers.
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Only speaks to people wearing Easter Bonnets - at Christmas!
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he has a fetish for tearing off " do not remove" tags off mattresses
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got arrested in the zoo for impersonating a grey seal during feeding time
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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is allergic to trees
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has a police caution for hassling street lights during the day time
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Was arrested in the zoo for illegally feeding a grey seal
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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is a great friend
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is actually only 60 centimetres tall
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wishes he was 60 cm too
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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wishes he wasn't 60 years old...
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Quote by authorised1960I am not 60 years old
wishes he wasn't 60 years old...
Can't read profiles anymore because of sudden intelligence drop
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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cuts all of his food into perfect 1cm cubes.
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Always dreamed of being a ballerina.. still wears leotards and toe shoes..
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Fell through the top of his linencloset wearing only a mask and a mexican hat while re-enacting a scene from zorro with his lady
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by JWren
Finds it impossible to finish a pint of beer
Needs glasses, thinks I'm Larry
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by authorised1960
Wears a bright pink tutu to bed...
Have you ever tried to sleep in tulle? Not fun.
Constantly loses his glasses on the top of his head.