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Wears a bright pink tutu to bed...


Have you ever tried to sleep in tulle? Not fun.


Constantly loses his glasses on the top of his head.
Yeah, somehow it's too smooth up there


Is very confused, thinks I have glasses on top of my head....
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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wears his glasses on the back of his head for fun...
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once threw some coins in a panhandling blind mans hat. the blind looked into the hat and said wait, those are just slugs
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Combines ballet dancing and marching as a hobby
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wears spongebob squarepants jammies to bed
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Takes spongebob squarepants to bed
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Likes watching Barbie movies and playing with Barbie dolls in his spare time.
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Likes watching Barbie movies and playing with Barbie dolls in his spare time.
I admit I've seen a couple of Barbie movies, I have daughters after all.



Attempted to build the batmobile from lego but ended up with Fred Flintstone's car
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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is secretly excited by betty rubble
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Because she once had to have an operation, she had 'DO NOT REMOVE' tattooed on both legs and arms.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Roland has several hats like that in his avatar in various shades of lilac and pink.
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Would like to marry a prince for love... but will settle for wealth, indulgence and a life of luxury instead.
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andy doesn't consider soccer to be real football
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Considers soccer to be real football.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Thinks FOOTball is a sport is a sport, where you can carry the ball in your HANDS.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Thinks Monty Python is a real person
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Thinks Monty Python is a Boa
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has a boa named monty python
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Loves wearing pink boas
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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smokes cat dandruff
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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loves boas too, but the ones with scales more than those with feathers
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Blows bubbles in his drinks.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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blows bubbles by drinking bubble-blowing liquid
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Blows bubbles in his drinks.
only when I have a straw...



Roland discovered recently, that his sailors cap wasn't large enough to cross the mississippi in, at the cost of getting very wet


Talia tried to rescue him using her garterbelt as a rescueline, but fell in herself instead
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Can't blow bubbles in his drinks
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Plants plastic flowers in her yard.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Dresses as Tinkerbell in his free time