Pretends to like foreign food that she secretly loathes....
sips his tee from a dixie cup
Once designed a new pair of glasses for Elton John, but he refused to wear toilet seats
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Steals toilet seats from public facilities and sells them online as works of art
Has bought dozens of toilet seats online
He secretly wants to go back to the age of dinosaurs
Walks up to strangers talking on cell phones in restaurants and shuts off their phones.
In a strange twist of fate, has had her cell phone turned off by the same total stranger while in a local restaurant.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Has a battalion of toy soldiers on his fireplace mantle.
Gets on her back on the floor, trying to catch the sugar, that poors from punctured sugarbags, in her mouth
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Keeps a stuffed hamster in his back pocket for company on long journeys
Sings along to Dolly Parton's greatest hits when he's on a long journey
always orders breakfast, in bed, by phone. can't figure out that ihop don't deliever
she still is startled by her own name
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Meredith has seceded his farm from the USA.. he is now known as the country of Moonpie..
can't tell the difference between mocha and moccasin
Andy wears sneakers to bed.
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
Andy is one of those friends
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Paul is actually Dave in disguise...
Andy is afraid of cilantro
Talia tells tall tales to try to triple tremendously tacky treats.
Andy is actually an alien, he came to conquer the planet, but forgot to bring his weapon
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Paul was the inspiration for the 'Bunny Boiler' scene in the movie Fatal Attraction
Andy was arrested once for stalking Tinkywinky
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
paul has a subscription for viagra but has tried any yet, says he's just not in the mood