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He brought in a wind-up watch for a new battery . . .
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Tried to replace the battery in that watch
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Is constantly perplexed at why Swedish fish aren't on his sushi menu..
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still thinks it's beer in that glass
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Cried for a week when his pet spider died....
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Ate the pet spider.
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Ate the pet spider.
Rides a unicycle to work every day.
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Makes me ride the unicycle to work so he can get me into the circus.
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Has twelve people complete her makeup.
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When her hair is blue her ears poke through with ribbons. Those are her real ears.
I just keep hopping from place to place.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.
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Once married a cardboard cut-out of himself...
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Once stood watch during rough seas in the bow of a destroyer looking for the male buoy.
I just keep hopping from place to place.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.
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Was a guinea-pig for a pioneering personality transplant operation... 
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Was the one whose personality got transplanted . . .
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Performed the transplant
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Can only count - in Urdu - backwards!
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Major groin pull
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Honed his rock jumping skills by closely observing fleas jumping from head to head
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Sends his family and friends unused Christmas cards at Easter
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Asked for more . . .
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Stands on her head to tie her shoe laces:-
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Thinks Alan (JWren) is female
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Has an extensive finger puppet collection.
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Her nail polish is wet and her face is stuck there
[Edit - now my funny fact won't work, since she changed her avi!]
[Edit - now my funny fact won't work, since she changed her avi!]