Even though when you bend over they see your butt crack,
don't give in to temptation, don't talk smack,
Otherwise my phazer, it will go zap,
and you will go blapp*
(*Note, blapp is a silly word that I just made up for the sake of rhyming, it just means dead, really)
And you will go blapp..
Circle makes up these words..
But I think it's a trap..
He likes to be absurd..
And his words come out all slurred..
Because the catnip he does enjoy..
His hearing muffled and his vision blurred..
Circle still finds ways to play with his toys..
Circle still finds ways to play with his toys,
He sees them and he thinks "oh boys!"
Vroom vroom, his cars go
He ain't got time for the Teletubby called Po
He'd much rather his cars go, go, go!
He'd much rather his cars go, go, go!
But when they do they are slow, slow, slow!
It's still fun you know, know, know!
More toys at Christmas, Ho, Ho, Ho!
More toys at Christmas, Ho, Ho, Ho!
But who exactly are you calling a ho?
I hope it ain't me,
Or I'll squish ye like a flea!
Or I'll squish ye like a flea!
Oh my! He is so mean to me..
Who knew a Ho.. Ho.. Ho.. would be..
Reason to pack a bag and flee..
Reason to pack a bag and flee?
I will bend you over me knee
You did not come to rescue me
So I feel out of the tree
And you caused an emegency
So you deserve no leniency
So you deserve no leniency,
for everything you done to me.
The darkness within my soul,
sweet revenge will take it's toll.
The bitter sweet taste seals my fate.
oh it was so easy to turn to hate.
Oh it was so easy to turn to hate
Now I face the devils gate.
What lives have I doomed?
To deserve the horrid fate.
To deserve the horrid fate
at an hour so late.
I made a pact with the devil.
and committed acts so evil.
In turn I gambled with death's hand.
And now banished to this cursed land.
And now banished to this cursed land..
For evil deeds I may have done..
I crawl now, too weak to stand..
My purgatory has begun..
my purgatory has begun
with the sins i have done
no gain have i won
in this sinners circle of pain
Where I might, one day, blossom from hope once more.
I see all the possibilities through that door.
Yet dare I try, I can seem to get by.
An invisible barrier keeps me out.
so I shall sit here and pout.
So here i shall sit and pout
id keep on going, but my strength has run out
until yet again i see your smile
i suppose i can keep going for just a little while
left, right, left, right
step by step i trudge through the night
chasing through the darkness that glimmer of light
pushing myself with all of my might
Pushing myself with all my might.
I still have to keep up this fight.
I still have to keep up this fight
Wandering aimlessly through the night
Wandering aimlessly through the night.
Only the moon and stars for light.
neither in heaven or hell,
Limbo shall be my jail.
like most others who tread this path.
We don't suffer from God's wrath.
instead just walk endlessly on.
in search of dreams and hopes long gone.
In search of dreams and hopes long gone,
I decided, my watch, I should pawn.
I visited the shop and handed my watch.
The owner, was horrible, so I punched his crotch,
That'll teach him, to break my watch!
That'll teach him, to break my watch!
Now I have to research for a very long while.
And probably drink a bottle of scotch.
To figure out how to read a fricken sundial...
To figure out how to read a fricken sundial,
Read the damned instructions,
Find out all its functions,
Then you won't feel rambunctious,
Just a little weird and scrumptious.
Just a little weird and scrumptious..
And maybe slightly more than unctuous..
Slither here and wiggle there..
A snake in the grass so beware..
Coiled and arched ready to strike..
It will leave a mark I don't think you'll like..
It will leave a mark I don't think you'll like,
Unless your name happens to be Ike.
Did you know, that Ike likes Mike?
They're getting married,
good for them, they never tarried.
Good for them, they never tarried,
Though that guy there, shouted "tah-reed!"
I think he was practicing martial arts,
Either that, or he just let off some farts,
Either way, I beg of you,
Have a few jam tarts!
Oh my, a five count meter. This may be tough....
Have a few jam tarts!
Just to start the day
Along with coffee
What more can I say.
One cup, maybe two
One more tart, you see
We'll sit and talk here
Just you and just me.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Just you and just me
sitting under that ole shade tree
sharing a cup of tea
enjoying the gentle hum of honey bees
oh dear me
iv broke the pot my bad luck
I've broke the pot, my bad luck,
I don't wanna say it, but oh f**k,
You wanna know what really sucks?
I've barely even got five bucks!
