So go on, get yourself zapped
Feel the electricity
Coursing through your veins
That rush the zap will bring you
The highs that you will feel
But then the zap runs out
The feeling runs cold
And all your left with is reality
Of what you just did
And how you did it
Every time you swear it's the last
But it never is
So on and on it goes
So on and on it goes,
life is just sunshine and rainbows.
You wake up every day
on a bed of hay,
but that's okay.
You go to work for a measly pittance,
though you long to tell your boss "good riddance!"
So, you work, you live, it's a never-ending cycle
and at the end of it all, your body the earth will recycle.
So live your life and live it well,
have your own standards, even if it is living in a shell.
Nobody can tell you what to do,
I mean look at that old lady, she lived in a shoe!
If anyone tells you you're living wrong,
just offer them a hit of your bong.
In the end, it's about the journey,
even if that is just from Glasgow to Kilbirnie.
Live, love, forgive and forget,
go ahead, buy a pet!
Let yourself be happy,
even when life is crappy,
there's always hope.
Don't be such a mope!
You're safe in your home,
you great, giant gnome.
A house under ground,
is where you'll be found.
Along with the fishes,
no, wait, that's underwater,
just like a cute wee otter,
but with dishes.
I've run out of steam,
so I'll just drink Jim Beam,
and ponder, oh, gnome, your wonderful colour scheme.
I want a bean.
I want a bean.
I guess that is what I mean.
Or maybe I need some sleep.
Kind of need to weep.
Let's face it, I am tired.
And sleep is required.
So goodnight my fellow friends
Oh and maybe enemies, really depends.
Oh, and maybe enemies, really depends,
Were they perhaps once friends
And betrayal so deep and vile
Their souls leaking with guile.
Their souls leaking with guile as they trick
Their way into Heaven and lead
His faithful followers down
The path of all things that
Are truly sinful
And he is not
Pleased with that
Scene at
All.
All
Or nothing -
That's not really a choice
So calm down, back off,
Negotiate already
Before it's too late.
Don't let the morons in charge
Lay the world to waste.
Lay the world to waste
Is going in reverse.
Be a shining star to every face you see,
Only by thoughts and actions can you truly change.
Only by thoughts and actions can you truly change
but for now you shall always be the same
The evil and a somewhat strange
It all adds up with those stupid and unknown claim
It is ridiculous actually....
Her courage was her crown and she wore it like a queen -Atticus
It is ridiculous actually that
Any guy would play a pinball game and win
All at the drop of one's very own hard hat.
But to tell the truth, there is indeed no sin
In giving someone else the chance to play and
And that name to others in the loser's bin.
But I know the one thing I could never stand
Would be for someone else to win on that game
And in my opinion, that is so not grand.
All I wanted was to have my exact name
Known for greatness and not for one's total shame.
Known for greatness and not for one's total shame.
That of a hero, prophecy does say.
A man who doesn't fight for just wealth and fame.
The one that will show up someday.
But until then we will sit and wait.
Until that prophecy comes true.
Probably die before it happens at this rate.
Probably die before it happens at this rate
Once was fine but now not great
Lucifer's marbles knocked me back
Confidence shattered by wicked attack
Blue daisies die in sulphurous storm
Our graves are in sight unless we reform
Our graves are in sight unless we reform,
like ham, but that's already rather grave.
So what do we do to save our bacon?
Rise up, fight the power!
Fight hate with love, and give nasty people,
one giant shove!
One giant shove would send that O.J.
Simpson back to his prison cell
Sooner or later because
He still is a threat to
Those around him and
That is because
Of the death
Of poor
Nic.
One giant shove would send that O.J.
Simpson back to his prison cell
Sooner or later because
He still is a threat to
Those around him and
That is because
Of the death
Of poor
Nic.
Nic
Nack
Tick
Tock
Spring up
Unblock
Hip
Hop
Hope
Hide
Half
Halve
Unbetide
Slip
Slop
Slap
Sloop
Sleep
Slide
Slate
Stood
Stay the same
Leave, remain
Mix it all up
But knowing better
Do not start again
Do not start again,
or I'll stab you with a pen
and dump your body in the Thames.
Violent thoughts?
Perish the thought!
I've just lost the plot,
the plot of what?
I do not know, not a jot!
So, don't make me mad
because I'm already insane,
you hear me?
Ya damned, great flea!
Ya damned, great flea
Will soon be the death of me
You've jumped upon my poor dogs back
And bit so hard his jaws gone slack
Begone you dirty disgusting bug
Your only slightly better than a slug
Begone! Go away and stay far
Away
Away,
Away,
So very far away,
You are,
"You are the most beautiful woman
On this planet Earth. Want to go
Out with me tonight?", asked Tom
Before Pam gave him a
Hard kick and said to
Tom, "For the last
Time, it is
Still no
Way!"
Way.
Way-hey!
Way-hey-hey!
It keeps the loonies at bay,
so shout it loud...
Wait, what? You're a loony?
Fuck off, then!
Am outta here.
Am outta here
Didn't even know I was in
Before I go
I'll grab your chin
Give it a tug
It stretches your mug
Makes you look so comic
I'll give you a hug
Just so you know
You're not a useless thug
"You're not a useless thug. You truly
Are a kind and gentle man and
I'll always love you for that.",
Said Kristen before she
Kissed and touched Seth all
Over while they
Still were on
That one
Bed.
Bed.
Not just a place to lay one's head.
A place to rest
A place to think
A place to dream
Enjoy a drink
For love
For fun
For sleep
For one... or two
Watch a film
Read a book
Play a game
Or simply look
Into each others eyes
Until the first one sighs
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Until the first one sighs, both Jasmine
And Steven will continue to
Enjoy the sweet taste of the
Fruit of passion until
The sun comes up and
They can not take
Another
Single
Taste.
Taste
Lips together, another single taste
Palliative to the lonely soul
Weight
The trials of men and women
As they bear the struggles of life
Together
Apart they long for another touch
Together they refresh their union
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow was supposed to be when
Dylan gets married to Sarah
But that was before she fell
In love with this one guy
From California
Named Matthew and
Dumped Dylan
At his
Place.
