South Park: Bigger, Longer &Uncut (1999) The first line of the song. (see below to listen to song, sorry for the profanity)
three quotes (I couldn't decide which I liked best)
1)
Capt: K, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right...
K: Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.
Capt: You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!
K: That was six months ago, Cap'n.
Capt: My ship don't crash. If she crashes, you crashed her.
2)
pilot: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt: Define "interesting".
pilot: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
3)
K: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
J: I could stand to hear a little more.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
The Muppet Movie (1976) Do you have any idea how many times I've seen this movie with my kids and grand kids? There ius one movie my children made me watch more often.
"I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind.
Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you.
The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons."
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
WS: No. Hey, I got a uncle I hate though. Ever time he comes out to the house, he's always wantin' to rassle with the mule. And the mule gets all wore out... and he gets all wore out. Well, I, I don't really hate him, though; it's just that I ain't exactly partial to him.
MD: Did I ask you about your uncle?
WS: I thought you wanted to talk about hatin' people.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
"Listen carefully. Everyone make mistakes. But if you committed a sin, you have to make an atonement for that sin. Atonement, do you know what that means? Big Atonement for big sins. Small Atonement for small sins."
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
"My people, today I am free. I am free, because you've never forgotten. The day is coming when we will all be free: free from hatred, free from fear, free from killing. You are young. You live to see the day, and if I don't live to see the day, you better believe it, I'll be there. This is my home, and I'm home to stay."
"Why is it everyone who comes to Africa has to write a book about it? One silly beggar even dedicated his to me! Never came back or I'd have shot him in the pants!"
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
"I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear when we go into battle, I will be the first to step on the field and I will be the last to step off. And I will leave no one behind, dead or alive. We will all come home together. "
"Well, you see that little spaceship there? You see how it's not knocked over? Do you know what that means, Professor? It means you don't get the unicorn! Aw. Uh-oh! Somebody's got a frowny face! Ooh. Better luck next time."
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
"Well, you see that little spaceship there? You see how it's not knocked over? Do you know what that means, Professor? It means you don't get the unicorn! Aw. Uh-oh! Somebody's got a frowny face! Ooh. Better luck next time."
Aw thanks!
Despicable me.
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are going to rob a bank!
(Thunderous cheers)
Wow that's a lot of excitement for a crime.
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