cordoga a piece of cord used in Yoga
Today my yoga class learned how to use a cordoga.
transmorgify
I just keep hopping from place to place.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.
Transmorgify: n. an action in which you 'gif out' by buying insanely good deals at K-mart
Wow that's a lot of transmogrify over here! Look at what they just bought!!!!
Crevicetratop
Crevicetratop- the failed plans of wily coyote where he sets up a portholes for the roadrunner.
The roadrunner felled another crevicetratop again. Back to the old drawing board!
Tripitopple
Tripitopple: A sacred medicine for curing warts. Usually has slimy texture and unsettling taste.
I look in the mirror, scared to find yet another wart upon my blemished face. I think it's time for a dose of tripitopple, no matter how awful it is.
Splintrintuos
Splintrintuos: the rare occurrence of having three splints at once.
The football play achieved the splintrintuos award as well as the klutz award dor this season.
Ellicpstonite
Ellicpstonite: Extremely dark but yet translucent material.
They watch in awe at the eclipse through their Ellicpstonite viewer.
Quintiped
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
quintiped ... a 5 legged spider!
Hugahugasauraus
Quaffilet - 4 fillets of fish.
Obstropolous
Obstropolous: A city if abstract art.
The obscene statue was removed from Obstropolous today.
Obvionion
Dr. for lady alliums
[Edit - forgot my sentence]: The obvionion performed an emergency bulbectomy.
colognaroni
Sweetly aromatic macaroni. The smell of cooking colognaroni permeated the air of the whole house.
Gersnachous
I just keep hopping from place to place.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.
Gersnachous.. the act of sneezing and farting at the same time causing your heels to lift off the floor.
Frogprince's gersnachous behavior was making Justine giggle.
frenexperdis
Balderdashery - to run away from a bald person
At school, Andy would balderdashery every time he saw the headmistress.
Schnuclemuff
The medical term for excessive fiscal caution.
"Larry never paid for a round. He was suffering from a severe case of Xanafrastogynwad"
heliosynthartoparmelist
Yorput - The sludge that sinks to the bottom of the first basin of a sewage treatment plant.
No matter how much perfume she used, she always smelled like yorput.
Metagubbleding
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Metagubbleding - a complex alloy of rare earth metals, employed to forge church bells used, these days, in warning of imminent disaster, and prized for the calming influence produced by the ensuing tocsin.
Calm prevailed in the crowded town center as the resonant chimes from the famed Metagubbleding bells rang out, and evacuation of the public space was safely accomplished.
Harpagon
harpagon.. the act of playing "Watusi Lust" on a harp during the pagon ritual of smashing ripe figs on a zebra wearing only galoshes and a sweatband.
Gypsy couldn't participate in the nightly harpagon because she lost her sweatband.
furble
Furble - The marble-like egg of a Furby
Keep your furby's furbles at exactly 39.2 Celcius, or they won't hatch.
Frobeliatious
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Frobeliatious - Overseas relatives that one prefers to deny the existence of.
"I am NOT inviting my frobeliatious relatives to the wedding!"
zanticcy
zanticcy.. a curious phenomena where red wine always tastes like moose guano.
Andy tried to explain that his zanticcy caused him to spew all over Reb's wax bean and okra casserole.
gardoosh
Gardoosh.. A tool people used before toiletpaper was invented.
Larry wasn't able to sit without pain, because he had been careless with his gardoosh
Brotheliosis
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"